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03-22-2024, 06:57 AM
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Road House 2024
downloaded it earlier. watching it tonight on the 65"
will share thoughts later. no doubt it won't touch the Swayze original. but it'll be interesting to see mctapper in his first role. we all know jake can act - nightcrawler, prisoners etc
hopefully we'll see a blonde get her teddies out too like the original turbo sloot (no spoilers pls)
anyone seen it yet?
will share thoughts later. no doubt it won't touch the Swayze original. but it'll be interesting to see mctapper in his first role. we all know jake can act - nightcrawler, prisoners etc
hopefully we'll see a blonde get her teddies out too like the original turbo sloot (no spoilers pls)
anyone seen it yet?
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03-22-2024, 07:00 AM
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It has pretty terrible reviews
03-22-2024, 07:02 AM
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Watching it tonight.
Anyone who expects this to be a cinematic masterpiece is an idiot. It's probably ridiculous and campy fun, which is what it's exactly supposed to be. Conor McGregor is NOT an actor and shouldn't be judged as such. So any review where they talk about stuff like plot and characters I just ignore, it's not about that.
Anyone who expects this to be a cinematic masterpiece is an idiot. It's probably ridiculous and campy fun, which is what it's exactly supposed to be. Conor McGregor is NOT an actor and shouldn't be judged as such. So any review where they talk about stuff like plot and characters I just ignore, it's not about that.
03-22-2024, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
yeah i saw like 3/10. deservedly so as it is a remake of a silly classic, but a classic nonethelessIt has pretty terrible reviews
i am sure it will be awful, but hopefully it'll be at least a little entertaining
i wonder if there will be any woke BS
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03-22-2024, 07:06 AM
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I watched half of it last night and left off where the owners daughter had a bat to chase away the baddies and dalton came out of the bookstore.
I’m surprised to far that he was famous before taking the gig but he doesn’t get how everyone in the keys knows him lol
I’m surprised to far that he was famous before taking the gig but he doesn’t get how everyone in the keys knows him lol
03-22-2024, 07:17 AM
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Been waiting for this for months. Rewatched the first one a few times last weekend.
Very busy this week so am waiting until tomorrow for the big premiere. Have some boys coming over and everything. I don't care how bad the movie ultimately is, all I care about is......

Very busy this week so am waiting until tomorrow for the big premiere. Have some boys coming over and everything. I don't care how bad the movie ultimately is, all I care about is......

Back off, Warchild.
Seriously.
03-22-2024, 07:22 AM
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Doesn't look like there's a single hbb in the entire movie


A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.
The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."
The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
03-22-2024, 07:26 AM
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The movie didn't know if it was trying to be serious or funny, so it ended up being neither.
Basically every character was poorly written, almost all of them had "The Office"-style quips and one liners to the point of being cringe.
The obvious DEI casting was lulzy(the Florida Keys actually aren't like 75% black/mulatto, despite what this movie shows)
Despite that there was some fun action and Jake Gyllenhaal is great as always, dude could've made something with better writing
Basically every character was poorly written, almost all of them had "The Office"-style quips and one liners to the point of being cringe.
The obvious DEI casting was lulzy(the Florida Keys actually aren't like 75% black/mulatto, despite what this movie shows)
Despite that there was some fun action and Jake Gyllenhaal is great as always, dude could've made something with better writing
03-22-2024, 07:46 AM
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Pretty bad. Fights starting out of nowhere, lead characters 0 charisma, people getting whacked left and right. Villain was some random kid who wanted beef with everyone. Road House owner's main character trait was staring out of her poverty office window 20 hours a day. 3/10 tops.
Kawnr Mcgregr stole the show with his initial entrance, then turned into an insufferable overacting weirdo.
Havent seen fight scenes this bad for decades.
Kawnr Mcgregr stole the show with his initial entrance, then turned into an insufferable overacting weirdo.
Havent seen fight scenes this bad for decades.
03-22-2024, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Schnitzl⏩
damn wokeness got that fat black chick owning the bar, to replace the brah that went looking for Dalton at the start of the originalPretty bad. Fights starting out of nowhere, lead characters 0 charisma, people getting whacked left and right. Villain was some random kid who wanted beef with everyone.Road House owner's main character trait was staring out of her poverty office window20 hours a day. 3/10 tops.
Kawnr Mcgregr stole the show with his initial entrance, then turned into an insufferable overacting weirdo.
Havent seen fight scenes this bad for decades.
Kawnr Mcgregr stole the show with his initial entrance, then turned into an insufferable overacting weirdo.
Havent seen fight scenes this bad for decades.
not cool
no bueno
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
Fat? What are you talking about? There's no wokeness in the film. I remember the original from when I was a kid and thinking it was corny AF. This was an improvement. A few parts of the dialogue are a little over the top/clunky. That would be my only real complaint. A fun film all around.damn wokeness got that fat black chick owning the bar, to replace the brah that went looking for Dalton at the start of the original
not cool
no bueno
not cool
no bueno
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
03-22-2024, 09:33 AM
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I watched about 5 minutes of it.
Was bored almost immediately. Stopped right after got stabbed and just let the guy go, all over $500 and some DEI hire approached him to talk about a job or something.
Rewatch the original or "Over the Top" or something. I had one last episode of Shogun to catch, did that instead. Great show.
Was bored almost immediately. Stopped right after got stabbed and just let the guy go, all over $500 and some DEI hire approached him to talk about a job or something.
Rewatch the original or "Over the Top" or something. I had one last episode of Shogun to catch, did that instead. Great show.
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Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
i don't remember some black chick owning the Double Deuce in the original brah. unless that was a wife we didn't know about. you dig?Fat? What are you talking about? There's no wokeness in the film. I remember the original from when I was a kid and thinking it was corny AF. This was an improvement. A few parts of the dialogue are a little over the top/clunky. That would be my only real complaint. A fun film all around.
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03-22-2024, 09:51 AM
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Only thing I got out of it was my boy Jake looked pretty fkn juicy. Otherwise, it was 4/10 at best.
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any big teddy blonde sloot trying get with dalton??
big teddy sloot letting a dude feel her up for money??
dude getting it on with the jail bait in the supply closet??
any HBB sloots at all in this?!!!!
throat ripping?
they get an OG actor to play the role of daltons older bouncer friend??
big teddy sloot letting a dude feel her up for money??
dude getting it on with the jail bait in the supply closet??
any HBB sloots at all in this?!!!!
throat ripping?
they get an OG actor to play the role of daltons older bouncer friend??
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Originally Posted By nettripper⏩
Negative goose. Even the bartender who took Dalton breakfast was a fat asian/islanderany big teddy blonde sloot trying get with dalton??
big teddy sloot letting a dude feel her up for money??
dude getting it on with the jail bait in the supply closet??
any HBB sloots at all in this?!!!!
big teddy sloot letting a dude feel her up for money??
dude getting it on with the jail bait in the supply closet??
any HBB sloots at all in this?!!!!
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03-22-2024, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Agreed. In fact I could’ve been his body double in the role!Only thing I got out of it was my boy Jake looked pretty fkn juicy. Otherwise, it was 4/10 at best.

No hnnnnnnnng ass shot unlike Patrick swayze gave us in the OG was straight up weak af tho !
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03-22-2024, 09:58 AM
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I watched it yesterday and I didn’t like it. The fights looked like CGI or a video game even. Generally it is a cross between:
- Jack Reacher (the movie with Tom Cruise)
- Those Jump Street movies
- Those Horrible Bosses movies
It was goofy
- Jack Reacher (the movie with Tom Cruise)
- Those Jump Street movies
- Those Horrible Bosses movies
It was goofy
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Originally Posted By nettripper⏩
but i was on my break brahany big teddy blonde sloot trying get with dalton??
big teddy sloot letting a dude feel her up for money??
dude getting it on with the jail bait in the supply closet??
any HBB sloots at all in this?!!!!
throat ripping?
they get an OG actor to play the role of daltons older bouncer friend??
big teddy sloot letting a dude feel her up for money??
dude getting it on with the jail bait in the supply closet??
any HBB sloots at all in this?!!!!
throat ripping?
they get an OG actor to play the role of daltons older bouncer friend??
stay on it
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Negative goose. Even the bartender who took Dalton breakfast was a fat asian/islander
Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
LOL then the cheeky sloot does the oops face and covers it with her hand while smiling......fuuuuuuark hope he went back to fnishing the job afterbut i was on my break brah
stay on it
stay on it
and wtfever at zero sloots and just landwhale ugly diversity ctrl+f white bches and replace paste
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Originally Posted By nettripper⏩
mirin that sloot, srsLOL then the cheeky sloot does theoops face and covers it with her hand while smiling......fuuuuuuark hope he went back to fnishing the job after
and wtfever at zero sloots and just landwhale ugly diversity ctrl+f white bches and replace paste
and wtfever at zero sloots and just landwhale ugly diversity ctrl+f white bches and replace paste
lots of those small details is what makes the original such a classic
and the bartender sloot that goes to take Dalton his coffee in the barn the first time and pulls a hnnnngh facial expression as she just creamed herself
also mirin the Dr - Dalton gets busy with. And the Barn owner saying if you were smart you'd pitch your tent. (i'm not that smart, want to feel them natty sugar walls, hnngh)
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I like Jake but this looks like a pile of dog poo.
Swayze was way too "pretty" looking to really pull off the bouncer roll in the original.
Swayze was way too "pretty" looking to really pull off the bouncer roll in the original.
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Originally Posted By darkninja67⏩
I bought him as a tough guy. He pulled it off imoI like Jake but this looks like a pile of dog poo.
Swayze was way too "pretty" looking to really pull off the bouncer roll in the original.
Swayze was way too "pretty" looking to really pull off the bouncer roll in the original.
He was pretty scary in that fight scene
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Originally Posted By darkninja67⏩
he wasn't a bouncer, he was a cooler.I like Jake but this looks like a pile of dog poo.
Swayze was way too "pretty" looking to really pull off the bouncer roll in the original.
Swayze was way too "pretty" looking to really pull off the bouncer roll in the original.
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