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post 1699728123 03-26-2024, 06:49 AM
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Bros that live with women

Where does all the toilet paper go? I swear my wife uses and entire roll every day. Like wtf. What do they do with it all?

Also, expect huge movement in the markets today.

Source: trust me bro
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post 1699728193 03-26-2024, 06:51 AM
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I use way more than my girl. I use both toilet paper and wet wipes. I need my ass to be squeaky clean

Y’all ever hear your girl fart in her sleep? My girl farted like 3 times last night. Sometimes it lowkey turns me on
post 1699728303 03-26-2024, 06:54 AM
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Through Occam's Razor I have reached the following conclusion for your situation:

1. Your wife has been ploughed by every guy in her social circle. As a result, her anus is so loose so proportionally a lot more human excrement comes out.

2. Toilet paper is known to be a low class activity as proper cleanliness is next to impossible to be achieved. Wet fragranced wipes or bidet is what a proper subject should use.

3. Strongly reconsider your asset allocation with name "wife". Genetic intermixing is Level 5 Biohazard, therefore subpar offspring results poses a considerable risk. Please note - this doesn't even take into account the biohazard your "wife" produces.


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post 1699728543 03-26-2024, 07:00 AM
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TP roll was in every room. She used them as regular tissues. She'd also use balls instead of a couple folded peices. During her periods, she'd use it if she didnt feel like putting on a pad. Bathroom garbage which I never used was filled with balled up TP at the end of most weeks as well. Not sure what was on those.
post 1699728613 03-26-2024, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By dingler⏩
Where does all the toilet paper go? I swear my wife uses and entire roll every day. Like wtf. What do they do with it all?

Also, expect huge movement in the markets today.

Source: trust me bro
Gross. Also, get a bidet or two.
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post 1699729023 03-26-2024, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
TP roll was in every room. She used them as regular tissues. She'd also use balls instead of a couple folded peices. During her periods, she'd use it if she didnt feel like putting on a pad. Bathroom garbage which I never used was filled with balled up TP at the end of most weeks as well. Not sure what was on those.
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post 1699729263 03-26-2024, 07:16 AM
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it's true, anytime ive been in a relationship where we are either living together or they are over here often, my TP expense goes up 10x.

They wipe every time they pee, and use an absurd amount of paper.

Meanwhile I have a bidet, and with no female visitors a roll lasts me like a month
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post 1699729493 03-26-2024, 07:20 AM
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post 1699730023 03-26-2024, 07:40 AM
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As near as I can tell, it gets converted into hair that is then left everywhere. On the floor, in the drains, etc.
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post 1699730093 03-26-2024, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
TP roll was in every room. She used them as regular tissues. She'd also use balls instead of a couple folded peices. During her periods, she'd use it if she didnt feel like putting on a pad. Bathroom garbage which I never used was filled with balled up TP at the end of most weeks as well.Not sure what was on those.
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post 1699730113 03-26-2024, 07:43 AM
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Get a bidet, you only need a few sheets of tp to dry your angus.
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post 1699730123 03-26-2024, 07:43 AM
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I ordered a 200 pack toilet paper crate. Best decision ever, can't be fukt picking one up from the store every 2 weeks. This one will easily last 4-6 months.
post 1699730733 03-26-2024, 08:00 AM
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Oozing pusies require paper tissue brah
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post 1699731513 03-26-2024, 08:18 AM
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You know, I've never actually noticed directly. I guess they have to wipe every time they rock a piss so it can go quickly. Maybe tell your wife to unspool a bit less. I used to unspool a lot of TP to wipe my bung but now I'll do 2 squares at a time. Godly way of saving TP!
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
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