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post 1699774333 03-27-2024, 06:12 AM
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Why do I keep farting?

I been travelling the past few days, and have been stressed more than usual and haven't been able to workout. Is that the cause?

I don't even have to chit, they're just useless air farts. Its annoying
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in b4 thunderpants
post 1699775113 03-27-2024, 06:31 AM
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Lay off the beans
post 1699775213 03-27-2024, 06:33 AM
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you need to a see a doctor immediately.
they will probably need to take a fart sample - how that works is you drop your pants and fart loudly at the nurse, she will capture the fart in a sterile cup and send it to a lab. about 3 days letter they will mail you the results. best case, you have ebola, worst case you're a flatulent ph@ggot.
post 1699776723 03-27-2024, 07:07 AM
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Do you drastically increase your fiber intake recently?
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Light them on fire for lolz
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post 1699776993 03-27-2024, 07:12 AM
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bet they all smell like spoof
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post 1699779953 03-27-2024, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By RainingBlood⏩
Do you drastically increase your fiber intake recently?
Dont think so...
post 1699780103 03-27-2024, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
Dont think so...
Measure it.

Rapid changes in diet can upset your gut bacteria for a while, causing an excessive amount of gas.
post 1699780133 03-27-2024, 08:20 AM
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Please tell me you haven't been wasting these opportunities to easily crop dust people on command
post 1699780233 03-27-2024, 08:22 AM
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Airplane food recently gave me some nasty gas. Flight was transatlantic.
post 1699780763 03-27-2024, 08:31 AM
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Maybe you've become brownpilled.

It's a good crew to be a part of. There'll be no more birds around your home and all your house plants might wilt, but that's a small price to pay for the ecstasy of being properly based and brownpilled.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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post 1699780883 03-27-2024, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Maybe you've become brownpilled.

It's a good crew to be a part of. There'll be no more birds around your home and all your house plants might wilt, but that's a small price to pay for the ecstasy of being properly based and brownpilled.
wtf did I just read lmao
post 1699781803 03-27-2024, 08:51 AM
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In these times I would keep that info to yourself. Muzzle it. If the greenies find out you fart excessively, you will be labeled a threat to the environment and dealt with in an unpleasant manner.
post 1699781903 03-27-2024, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted By ParsleyTea⏩
In these times I would keep that info to yourself. Muzzle it. If the greenies find out you fart excessively, you will be labeled a threat to the environment and dealt with in an unpleasant manner.
Better yet, OP can bottle his flatulence and sell it to these folks as an alternative fuel source.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1699782323 03-27-2024, 09:02 AM
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When I drink redbull I get insane farts. My gf hears them when I'm upstairs
post 1699782583 03-27-2024, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By johnnytable⏩
When I drink redbull I get insane farts. My gf hears them when I'm upstairs
Do you sit on the wooden floor bare-arsed upstairs andreallylet'r rip, making the entire house reverberate, and leaving a little brown skid on the floor?

If your wife is gonna hear your anal cacophony, let herfwarkinghear it, brah.

Sounds like redbull not only gives you wings, it gives you an anal exorcism.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1699784103 03-27-2024, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
I been travelling the past few days, and have been stressed more than usual and haven't been able to workout. Is that the cause?

I don't even have to chit, they're just useless air farts. Its annoying
Its all in your diet op.

if you're lactose intolerant you're probably eating a lot of dairy
but it can also be from high fiber foods like broccoli and beans

OR it can be from high sulfur foods like garlic and onions

....or if its none of those it can be IBS or Chron's.
post 1699785023 03-27-2024, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Its all in your diet op.

if you're lactose intolerant you're probably eating a lot of dairy
but it can also be from high fiber foods like broccoli and beans

OR it can be from high sulfure foods like garlic and onions

....or if its none of those it can be IBS or Chron's.
As a Mexican brah, I'm going to assume you're very familiar with all things ass gas
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1699785433 03-27-2024, 09:56 AM
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if youre travelling it may be due to dif type of food as each state/country allows different chemicals in their food. your body will react weird to it
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
As a Mexican brah, I'm going to assume you're very familiar with all things ass gas
lol I am, but i'm black.
post 1699786053 03-27-2024, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
lol I am, but i'm black.
How's flatulence in the black realm?
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1699786563 03-27-2024, 10:13 AM
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farting is your gut saying something is wrong

the villi are scorched from chit teir foods
post 1699786713 03-27-2024, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By RainingBlood⏩
Measure it.

Rapid changes in diet can upset your gut bacteria for a while, causing an excessive amount of gas.
I have been eating like crap, takeout everyday. But havent drank in a week either
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Maybe you've become brownpilled.

It's a good crew to be a part of. There'll be no more birds around your home and all your house plants might wilt, but that's a small price to pay for the ecstasy of being properly based and brownpilled.
Faurk am I going full indian?
post 1699786873 03-27-2024, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Its all in your diet op.

if you're lactose intolerant you're probably eating a lot of dairy
but it can also be from high fiber foods like broccoli and beans

OR it can be from high sulfur foods like garlic and onions

....or if its none of those it can be IBS or Chron's.
Honestly think its ibs. Been crazy stressed as of late and I havent even drank to take the edge off
post 1699787113 03-27-2024, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
How's flatulence in the black realm?
lol, uh the same as anyone else I guess. There is no racial divide in the rates of flatulence unless you're talking about lactose intolerance which would actually apply more to asians than blacks.
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Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
Honestly think its ibs. Been crazy stressed as of late and I havent even drank to take the edge off
If it was truly IBS or Chron's you'd have a laundry list of other GI issues aside from gas.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Maybe you've become brownpilled.

It's a good crew to be a part of. There'll be no more birds around your home and all your house plants might wilt, but that's a small price to pay for the ecstasy of being properly based and brownpilled.
If that means scharting in my pants whenever i want...I'M SO IN
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
If that means scharting in my pants whenever i want...I'M SO IN
You remember the last time you gravy farted as a grown ass man? Fukingschitman the shame is palpable.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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