Given the odd and unexpected head start we've had on spring this year, some flowers have already begun piercing through the ground. I've got a number of spring flowers that I look forward to seeing each year. Here are some photos + I'd encourage you to post your own.

Hyacinthe



Iris



^ friggin' labia flower, more like

Foxglove



^ definitely one of my favorites. I could have an entire field of these.

Peonies



^ big sumbitches

Globe thistle



^ spiky as fuk before blooming

I never went the tulip route. I see them so often around town that I thought I'd get more variety going in my gardens. My main lilac tree unfortunately got uprooted in a crazy storm we had last year, but it made and spread some of its babies around the property, so it gets to live on through its aromatic offspring.

Got a bunch of stuff going like lavender, lilies, echinacea, etc but these are specifically flowers that return each spring.

Gardening miscers - what do you have going?

Happy spring

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Originally Posted By iCuckMods⏩

We have these Japanese cherry blossoms that people take hella pics with. They don't last long, only a couple weeks.




Too bad imma depressed fat bloatlord tho and avoid eye contact with the trees. I'll snap a pic later if I end up getting taco bell for lunch

We've got some here too, including apple blossoms. Really nice time of year for those too.

I don't think I fully comprehend the supposed correlation between looking at a tree and being overweight.

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Originally Posted By ParsleyTea⏩

None so far, but once the rains begin my drive way will be lined with orange flowers.

Know what kind?

On a slightly related note, I grow many different types of parsley every year. Never made tea with it, though

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Originally Posted By Destor⏩

It’s snowing where I am right now lol and otherwise brown af




Waiting for all the trees we planted last year to take off

When do things start to bud in Alberta?

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Originally Posted By Destor⏩

Usually more like like April to May I think

Can’t wait, we planted a whole whack of apple trees and raspberries and blackberries and gooseberries so it’s gonna be a fukton of flowers

I grow gooseberries myself. Great in jams. They're wonderful, overlooked little fruits. Also grow copious amounts of blackberries, blueberries, haskaps, and currants. I have many giant freezer bags filled with frozen currants in my freezer. I was gonna make currant mead but never got around to it. Life gets in the way. My property is surrounded with wild black raspberries in the hot summer months too. I got 5 pounds of them last year and baked them into homemade Skyrim-esque crostatas

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