Started a new job and learning the procedures. Been riding with this 53 year old Nicaraguan dude. Apparently he's married with high School aged kids. First day I rode with him he kept bringing up these sex stories about girls he's fukked in the neighborhood. Figured he was just trying to prove his masculinity or some chit and didn't think much of it. Dude is kinda short, kinda ugly, and kinda fat so was like whatever... Anyways, now it's been sex stories all day every day for a week and the dude is so full of chit. We'll be driving through random neighborhoods and he will point out random houses about how he's had affairs with all these thousands of women. About how he used to pick some random broad up and take her to the gym and she would fuk him while he was bench pressing... Or how this chick would fuk him in the back of his work truck. Or how this chick was an onlyfans model with huge nipples. Or how he had a 3 some with these sisters. Or how stops by that chicks house on his breaks and gets his dik sucked. Or how that chick squirts gallons. Or how that Brazilian chick loves anal.... Seriously 8 hours a day of that bs. It's fukking beyond annoying. About to tell the dude to STFU and quit being a creep. Starting to think he's gay or some chit

That's a lot to unpack.

Yeah.

Silencespeaks.

Lies that her sex is female.

Well, if the stats in your sig are accurate, he's most likely intimidated and overcompensating.

I kinda thought that. But I guess he's like that with every guy and drives all my coworkers nuts

You're his next victim.

What's this new job?

Same carrer utility natural gas. Moved from Wyoming to Miami beach Florida

That's some upgrade. Congrats.

Lol dudes like that are on the misc.

But yeah, I had an Uber driver that told endless stories like this until the ride was over. Cringe but lulzy asf when you see through it.

Yeah lulzy for a few stories but nonstop for 40 hours in a week is a bit much haha

I was driving with my Nicaraguan bro, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his dick in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so ****ing hard. My Nicaraguan friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he cums, I swallow it like I'm some big *******. I kissed him and call him a big ******* while laughing.

Fuark that sucks.

Imagine getting lunch with him at some public spot full of women and he starts spouting off those stories? LOL

Then you try to walk away and he's like "Hey bro wait up...like I was sayin...so I made her squirt for the third time while her husband was mowing the lawn..."

Brooooooootal

If he is from Nicaraqua or however the fuk you spell it. He lost already.

Those fukers smell like monkey feces and banana peels.