What are some lies you tell women?

For me, for Asian women:

"Yeah, Singapore ex-PM is basically the Otto Von Bismarck of East Asia, and I love East Asian food, but I am more interested in your individual personality."

"You are so tight, I have not cum as quick before."

"I never considered dating an Asian girl before, but something about you I feel is special".
communist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married