I live in the middle of downtown. My rent in my apartment is $3500 a month. It's expensive as **** but I live right on main street with amazing date places literally outside my front door. My view is of all of downtown on the 6th floor. I literally have a 99% success rate ****ing girls that I go on a date with since moving here SRS. Go to a bar or putt putt place right next to my apartment, get tequila shots and drink and have fun for a few hours, back to my apartment, go to the balcony, make out, bring them to my bed, and bang. LITERALLY never fails ALMOST EVER!!!! I have found the ultimate cheat code to fuk any girl I want SRS.

Edit literally just creampied a 26 yr old 9/10 and she left immediately because she has to work at 6 am. This **** never fails brahs but takes having a lot of $$$$ to accomplish the dream.

Petula Clark was singing this 60 years ago.