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post 1700468453 04-29-2024, 07:31 AM
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You’re a ph4g if:

1- you eat the white only and throw away the yolk

2- if you don’t eat red meat every day

3- You’re afraid of raw eggs, sashimi, or raw beef

4- You don’t eat ass

5- You don’t do anal if your woman is into it

6- If you made something on a skillet and then you don’t scrape off the burn parts off the skillet and eat them

7- you cut off the fat from the steak

8- if you don’t eat the burned parts of the steak because you heard some Retard Like Layne Norton say that it causes cancer or whatever.

9- if you think that some retard like Peter Attia or Andrew Huberman or someone else like that knows what they’re talking about

10- if you got vaccines. Childhood vaccines obviously don’t count because you weren’t smart or old enough yet to tell you doctor and parents that you’re not doing it.

What else? Let’s add to and complete the list misc. gonna be the rule book to live by.
post 1700468493 04-29-2024, 07:31 AM
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11- you're OP
post 1700468563 04-29-2024, 07:33 AM
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If you’re a man who actually enjoys working in an office.
post 1700468583 04-29-2024, 07:33 AM
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If I do all of those things, and still bang a twink every now and then, does that mean I'm not a faygot?
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post 1700468683 04-29-2024, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze
11- you're OP
Came in to post, mirin.
post 1700468793 04-29-2024, 07:36 AM
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you forgot if you drive an electric vehicle
post 1700469023 04-29-2024, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
you forgot if you drive an electric vehicle
I don’t, but I can’t agree with that, I can appreciate a nice looking mustang, or a Bentley or something, but EV is far more convenient, I would say you’re a *** if you drive any Toyota or Honda, or Nissan thou or any hybrid.
post 1700469923 04-29-2024, 08:01 AM
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I agree with all points presented in the OP.
post 1700470423 04-29-2024, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
You can't deadlift 500lbs though OP. I don't think Mario can either.

Sounds like low carb isn't such a great idea after all is it?
Wow! thanks, you reminded me of 11- if you think that how much you can lift matters.
post 1700470433 04-29-2024, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok
but EV is far more convenient
phäggot AND retard confirmed
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post 1700470493 04-29-2024, 08:16 AM
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You wear a red hat and/or gold painted shoes
post 1700470573 04-29-2024, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By TokenV
phäggot AND retard confirmed
You just didn’t grow up yet, you’ll get there, whether you like it or not you’re going to be in an EV in the next few months or years, no matter how hard you fight and foam at the mouth, but very soon you simply won’t be able to afford the insurance of the ancient relic gas cars. The decision has been made for you. No tears, only Tesla now.

P.s. you still riding a donkey and using a rotary phone bro?
post 1700470823 04-29-2024, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok
You just didn’t grow up yet, you’ll get there, whether you like it or not you’re going to be in an EV in the next few months or years, no matter how hard you fight and foam at the mouth, but very soon you simply won’t be able to afford the insurance of the ancient relic gas cars. The decision has been made for you. No tears, only Tesla now.

P.s. you still riding a donkey and using a rotary phone bro?
so because it's being forced on everyone it makes it more convenient?

or what do I make of this chit you wrote
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post 1700471183 04-29-2024, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By TokenV
so because it's being forced on everyone it makes it more convenient?

or what do I make of this chit you wrote
My father got one, he spends about $2 for a full 350 mile or whatever it is charge, I spent $80, he also does this at home while I have to go to a gas station with AAs when I’m late already, surely you can see how EV is much more convenient, there is complete silence inside the car, there is tons of room, the safety is such that it’s the only five star crash rated car ever, it drives itself, this is definition of convenience,

imagine some 90-year-old Asian female with glasses who is very likely to get into her car and collide with yours on the highway, is that gonna be convenient for you in your life? With Tesla she can simply get inside and the car takes her safely where she needs to go, there are many advantages of EV, you must understand that your rejection of ev has nothing to do with EV, it has to do with the garbage you’re being fed by mainstream media Which obviously hates Elon Musk for obvious reasons.
post 1700471283 04-29-2024, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
So you make a thread about manliness. Then in the same thread, you advocate that it's ok to be weak.

Not at all, I would say everyone definitely needs to be able to do a few bodyweight pull-ups, one or two complete pull-ups for females, things like that, but there is nothing manly about some fat **** lifting 500 pounds, visible abs are much more important, For health and aesthetically, I’m pretty old with a compromised back from a very old injury, I did lift respectable numbers when I was young, but worrying about whether it’s 300 pounds or 500 pounds or 800 pounds is really ph4ggy.
post 1700471633 04-29-2024, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok
My father got one, he spends about $2 for a full 350 mile or whatever it is charge, I spent $80, he also does this at home while I have to go to a gas station with AAs when I’m late already, surely you can see how EV is much more convenient, there is complete silence inside the car, there is tons of room, the safety is such that it’s the only five star crash rated car ever, it drives itself, this is definition of convenience,

imagine some 90-year-old Asian female with glasses who is very likely to get into her car and collide with yours on the highway, is that gonna be convenient for you in your life? With Tesla she can simply get inside and the car takes her safely where she needs to go, there are many advantages of EV, you must understand that your rejection of ev has nothing to do with EV, it has to do with the garbage you’re being fed by mainstream media Which obviously hates Elon Musk for obvious reasons.
not sure what you're even on about since you're taking technology from a certain EV and apply it to be EV exclusive for some reason but whatever

hours of charging time isn't convenient, what if your dad need to drive 500 miles lol

it also can't be put out when it's on fire, very convenient lmfao
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post 1700472153 04-29-2024, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By TokenV
not sure what you're even on about since you're taking technology from a certain EV and apply it to be EV exclusive for some reason but whatever

hours of charging time isn't convenient, what if your dad need to drive 500 miles lol

it also can't be put out when it's on fire, very convenient lmfao
Ev is Tesla, the other makers cannot turn a profit and are a joke,

charging at home overnight is much more convenient than having to go to a gas station, and of course, depending on what kind of charger you use charging time can be extremely quick, as little as 15 minutes,

if a long trip is needed, there are plenty of chargers everywhere,

the whole fire thing is just total BS from mainstream media, you have to understand that they are getting paid by Ford and GM, what do you think they’re going to say about Tesla? Elon Musk does not advertise on TV, he’s also disrupting their entire business model with X and Starlink
post 1700472233 04-29-2024, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
The fact that you think deadlifting 500lbs is a lot and that you have to be a fat fuk for it means your idea of respectable numbers is really weak my guy.
I remember a video of an MMA legend Shogun Hua dead lifting something like 100 pounds. Lol, you have to be a ***ot to count the pounds bro.
post 1700472653 04-29-2024, 09:13 AM
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Drive a Tesla
post 1700472663 04-29-2024, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok
I don’t, but I can’t agree with that, I can appreciate a nice looking mustang, or a Bentley or something, but EV is far more convenient, I would say you’re a *** if you drive any Toyota or Honda, or Nissan thou or any hybrid.
****ing pussy
post 1700472723 04-29-2024, 09:15 AM
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Key point here is, OP let's his wife fuk other men while he preaches the bible like the good ole cuck he is.

Dumb fuk.

Another dumbass to add to the neg list, good job OP. Your so called son your wife had from another man will look up to you and be envy of you when he grows up.
post 1700472833 04-29-2024, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok
1- you eat the white only and throw away the yolk

2- if you don’t eat red meat every day

3- You’re afraid of raw eggs, sashimi, or raw beef

4- You don’t eat ass

5- You don’t do anal if your woman is into it

6- If you made something on a skillet and then you don’t scrape off the burn parts off the skillet and eat them

7- you cut off the fat from the steak

8- if you don’t eat the burned parts of the steak because you heard some Retard Like Layne Norton say that it causes cancer or whatever.

9- if you think that some retard like Peter Attia or Andrew Huberman or someone else like that knows what they’re talking about

10- if you got vaccines. Childhood vaccines obviously don’t count because you weren’t smart or old enough yet to tell you doctor and parents that you’re not doing it.

What else? Let’s add to and complete the list misc. gonna be the rule book to live by.
You drive a Tesla
post 1700473153 04-29-2024, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok
Ev is Tesla, the other makers cannot turn a profit and are a joke,

charging at home overnight is much more convenient than having to go to a gas station, and of course, depending on what kind of charger you use charging time can be extremely quick, as little as 15 minutes,

if a long trip is needed, there are plenty of chargers everywhere,

the whole fire thing is just total BS from mainstream media, you have to understand that they are getting paid by Ford and GM, what do you think they’re going to say about Tesla? Elon Musk does not advertise on TV, he’s also disrupting their entire business model with X and Starlink
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