I don't care if Amazon is evil, at least they're competent.

If they say my chit will arrive in 2 days, it'll arrive in 2 days.

To public shame some other incompetent companies.

I ordered a Wells Fargo credit card, said it would arrive within a week, it's been almost 2 weeks.

I ordered a Citi credit card, said it would arrive within a week, it took 2 weeks.

I ordered a Ridge wallet, said it would arrive within a week, it took a month. It was also a POS anyway, don't buy one.
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