Boyos, so earlier today I was at the rub-and-tug to get serviced by Mei Ling... then I headed over to the casino to play som Bacc and Poker.

Got drunk as f/ck on dat dere Wild Turkey... Decided to get some Subway since that's the only 24 joint open these days.


I stroll in, place my order and the cute little ****** behind the counter starts small talk with me. Obviously she's digging my prettyboy face and raw sexual energy.


She hands me my sandwich without ringing me up and I ask her "How much?" and she responds "It's okay, no charge."

I was like "Oh no, sweetheart, I don't want to get you in trouble, please ring me up." and she was like "it's okay, my family owns this restaurant. Have a nice night. Come back soon."

As I left I told her I'd like to buy her some Starbucks next door as a thank you, she gave me her work schedule and said she prefer I come by in the evening.

From the way she was gawking at me, it was obvious she wanted my cawk in her mouth, the only problem is I'm drunk and can't get an erection.

I'll just have to give her the cawk next time.


LOVE being a handsome muthaf/cker and LOVE all the perks that come with it....


Cliffs: OP is sexy muthaf/cker who gets special treatment for having an aesthetic face....