Something that pissed of your mom but made your dad proud?

I'll start. In high school I had these three chicks sleep over, one of my buddies was there too. Spent the night smashing. In the morning my dumfuk friend left early and left my bedroom door open. My mom came down at like 7 am and saw me with three mostly naked chicks and freaked out. Kicked them out and screamed at me. My dad was just sitting in the background smiling and shaking his head. Probably scarred my mom for life, my dad couldn't have been prouder.
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