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Do you know anyone with a Tesla Cybercuck?
I can't imagine the type of person who would buy one unless they're just an influencer for clout. No one on the market for a truck, or even an EV truck would buy the Cybercuck
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there are two (and a Rivian) in driveways on my commute.
Jose Ramirez has one, but I don't know him personally
Jose Ramirez has one, but I don't know him personally
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I saw one out driving around the other week for the first time. It is a unique looking truck. If you want to stand out from the crowd I guess that is one way to do it.
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So far I've seen two and one of them had a defective windshield wiper motor. The wiper was stuck in the middle.


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Yup. They did it for the attention. Nothing wrong with that. Honestly as stupid as commuting to your tradie job in a diesel dually while never hauling anything more than groceries in the bed of it.
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Originally Posted By Dec4y⏩
TBH there's nothing better than driving a truck, even if you don't need it. Way better than a sports car, and you don't have to be paranoid about the paint. (Super Ded fkn Srs)Yup. They did it for the attention. Nothing wrong with that. Honestly as stupid as commuting to your tradie job in a diesel dually while never hauling anything more than groceries in the bed of it.
05-20-2024, 12:21 PM
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Yes. Neighbor down the street is in management at Tesla and had one of the first deliveries.
It caught fire while charging in his driveway 3 days later.
Tesla gave him a brand new one in a diff color.
lol
It caught fire while charging in his driveway 3 days later.
Tesla gave him a brand new one in a diff color.
lol
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They're starting to stack up (along with the other Teslas) at the Tesla dealership I drive by on the way to work. Apparently not too many people want one.
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05-20-2024, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By stevebec⏩
The reservation list is still extremely long. The issue is that they produced only the most expensive configurations first and most people wanted the single motor or lower trim double motor models.They're starting to stack up (along with the other Teslas) at the Tesla dealership I drive by on the way to work. Apparently not too many people want one.
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My college roommate got a cyber beast truck a month ago. He has had a crush on elon forever it seems and is drinking the koolaid even though his stock is tanking.
He thinks its the best thing ever. He got the beast one and loves it but people swam him at costco and screw up traffic to yell at him when he drives it.
My company has put in 80-100 tesla chargers and done dealerships for hyudai, audi, lucid and others. Tesla is being a bitch and won't give him his powerwall charger for the truck because I'm not on their preferred list and won't put me on it or return my emails. Its been almost a month now and nothing from them.
He thinks its the best thing ever. He got the beast one and loves it but people swam him at costco and screw up traffic to yell at him when he drives it.
My company has put in 80-100 tesla chargers and done dealerships for hyudai, audi, lucid and others. Tesla is being a bitch and won't give him his powerwall charger for the truck because I'm not on their preferred list and won't put me on it or return my emails. Its been almost a month now and nothing from them.
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The only people who will buy these are tech guys and rich guys.
Notice how there hasnt been a single person that bought one orany ev for that fact that didnt have problems with it. Might be minor stuff but still required dealer service.
These will go the way of the delorean. Rich guys and nerd bought them and quickly realized they werent all that and relegated them to collections and car shows,.
Lets face it, the only reason people buy these is for the attention. it gives otherwise losers a chance to get some attention where they would not get it in their camry.
Notice how there hasnt been a single person that bought one orany ev for that fact that didnt have problems with it. Might be minor stuff but still required dealer service.
These will go the way of the delorean. Rich guys and nerd bought them and quickly realized they werent all that and relegated them to collections and car shows,.
Lets face it, the only reason people buy these is for the attention. it gives otherwise losers a chance to get some attention where they would not get it in their camry.
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My neigbor about 6 houses down got one
Looks like more of a novelty / collector item than a vehicle
Looks like more of a novelty / collector item than a vehicle
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I’ve been seeing a few in the road. I guess it’s cool to have now while no one else has it, but will be a joke to own in a couple of years. They look really rediculus.
My friend (who owns a Tesla) sent me this and I was cracking up

My friend (who owns a Tesla) sent me this and I was cracking up

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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
Lmao wait til he gets his eye gouged out on the trunk edgeI’ve been seeing a few in the road. I guess it’s cool to have now while no one else has it, but will be a joke to own in a couple of years. They look really rediculus.
My friend (who owns a Tesla) sent me this and I was cracking up

My friend (who owns a Tesla) sent me this and I was cracking up

05-21-2024, 12:17 AM
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Yea they're pretty sick. Family member has one, no issues at all, fast as hell and has a lot of advanced technology.
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
now thats an alpha truckI’ve been seeing a few in the road. I guess it’s cool to have now while no one else has it, but will be a joke to own in a couple of years. They look really rediculus.
My friend (who owns a Tesla) sent me this and I was cracking up

My friend (who owns a Tesla) sent me this and I was cracking up

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there are only like a few hundred even out. they are on back order for years from all the beta males that bought it at full msrp + markup
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Saw one for the first time on the road a few weeks ago. It's larger than I expected, and kinda a combination of tacky and futuristic - almost like something from a sci-fi 1980's movie with an imaginative future of the world. Didn't want to buy it after though, wasn't in awe from it. Have a strong suspicion anyone possessing one of those will ultimately have higher costs than what 3 F-150's would've costed over the long term.
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I’ve seen one in the area I live. A very upper mid class tech area so I assume it’s a gay Indian bodybuilder who owns it.
They kinda look stupid. As they become more common, I think they’ll look less dumb as they won’t stick out as much, but it legit looked like he was driving a Lego piece
They kinda look stupid. As they become more common, I think they’ll look less dumb as they won’t stick out as much, but it legit looked like he was driving a Lego piece
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There's this NPC near me who rolls up to the greenbelt in one, gets out, hops onto one of those Begode 1-wheel Segway things and rides it down the path....
I imagine on his way to buy a pumpkin spice latte, while listening to Taylor swift.
I imagine on his way to buy a pumpkin spice latte, while listening to Taylor swift.
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Yuh bro you're so much more manly because you don't listen to tswift and not drink pumpin spice lattes. Lmao.There's this NPC near me who rolls up to the greenbelt in one, gets out, hops onto one of those Begode 1-wheel Segway things and rides it down the path....
I imagine on his way to buy a pumpkin spice latte, while listening to Taylor swift.
I imagine on his way to buy a pumpkin spice latte, while listening to Taylor swift.
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