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post 1701387393 05-21-2024, 08:35 PM
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what would u do if someone started squatting in your home?

say you lived in a cucked state like Seattle Washington and after going on vacation for 2 weeks, you come back to someone squatting in your home.

you call the cops but they can't legally do anything and they end up arresting you because the squatter claim it's their property. what would you do at that point?




post 1701387493 05-21-2024, 08:39 PM
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How is that not breaking and entering
post 1701387513 05-21-2024, 08:40 PM
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Ask if I can work in with them since I only have one power rack.
post 1701387533 05-21-2024, 08:41 PM
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Lock everything to make it difficult for them to access. Cut power while I'm not home, fart in their general vicinity.

Bait them into rage, then I can just beat the fuk outta them in self defense.
post 1701387713 05-21-2024, 08:45 PM
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make sure they're squatting ATG. none of this half-arsed bs.
Pumpkin courtesy of BRANDERSS (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180764903);
addendum courtesy of buttInspector (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=183054703).

P.S. Jandels needs a new sig m8s (Byzantine75 is a cheeky little bugger. srs.)
post 1701387743 05-21-2024, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By bigbtree⏩
How is that not breaking and entering
dunno, maybe some1 from there can explain
Originally Posted By RW2⏩
Ask if I can work in with them since I only have one power rack.
fkn lol

strong location to thread topic correlation
Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Lock everything to make it difficult for them to access. Cut power while I'm not home, fart in their general vicinity.

Bait them into rage, then I can just beat the fuk outta them in self defense.
personally i'd rage and shootem day 1

srs
post 1701387753 05-21-2024, 08:47 PM
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post 1701387853 05-21-2024, 08:49 PM
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I live in Seattle so I'd just have to find somewhere new to live.
post 1701387873 05-21-2024, 08:50 PM
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Depends, how is my home life looking?

If I'm strugglin, like they're squating in my only home then, f them

If I'm not like I have many homes then sharing is caring
post 1701387893 05-21-2024, 08:50 PM
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post 1701387903 05-21-2024, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By pyrogen⏩
make sure they're squatting ATG. none of this half-arsed bs.
u cheeky little kunt i fkn swear
Originally Posted By Zelensky⏩
pls no
Originally Posted By radrd⏩
I live in Seattle so I'd just have to find somewhere new to live.
fkn lmao

it's over
post 1701387913 05-21-2024, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Lock everything to make it difficult for them to access. Cut power while I'm not home, fart in their general vicinity.

Bait them into rage, thenI can just beat the fuk outta them in self defense.
Regardless of legality, you must understand this is statistically highly improbably, Melvin
post 1701388223 05-21-2024, 09:03 PM
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I'd dissolve his body in the bath tub then keep on living my life. Or start squatting in someone else's house.
post 1701388373 05-21-2024, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Kormo⏩
Depends, how is my home life looking?

If I'm strugglin, like they're squating in my only home then, f them

If I'm not like I have many homes then sharing is caring
Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
If I come home and someone is in my house, I'm shooting him then calling the cops after.
based
Originally Posted By ArtCore22⏩
I'd dissolve his body in the bath tub then keep on living my life. Or start squatting in someone else's house.
idk how the legality of it works. since they can't kick you out, couldn't they just steal your valuable chit

and you wouldn't be able to prove that they took it
post 1701388433 05-21-2024, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By carcano69⏩




based



idk how the legality of it works. since they can't kick you out, couldn't they just steal your valuable chit

and you wouldn't be able to prove that they took it
Yeah man, this sounds crazy. I identify as the owner of this house. Who's gonna stop me?
post 1701388463 05-21-2024, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Regardless of legality, you must understand this is statistically highly improbably, Melvin
I know the ways of the Agitator. Trust, I can get a physical reaction, srs.

That's precisely why I watch my words IRL.
post 1701388483 05-21-2024, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted By ArtCore22⏩
Yeah man, this sounds crazy. I identify as the owner of this house. Who's gonna stop me?
1. squat

2. steal

3. ?????

4. profit

5. repeat


post 1701388703 05-21-2024, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I know the ways of the Agitator. Trust, I can get a physical reaction, srs.

That's precisely why I watch my words IRL.
No doubt

I’m just saying as a question of base probability, it’s highly unlikely you’re winning a physical confrontation
post 1701388883 05-21-2024, 09:23 PM
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Well if I can physically take him, then beat the **** out of him and forcibly remove him from the property. If he calls the cops then I'll say I never seen that guy before in my life and I don't know what he's talking about. If I can't take him physically, then shoot him and plant a knife on him and say it was self defense.
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Literally drag them out at gunpoint and lie to the cops about it
post 1701389873 05-21-2024, 10:01 PM
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move in and make their life miserable, or get someone you know to "break-in" and ..make their life miserable
post 1701389903 05-21-2024, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
No doubt

I’m just saying as a question of base probability,it’s highly unlikely you’re winning a physical confrontation
Would it be fair of me to say the same of you?
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i would use a machete
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Spot them, obviously
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Ask if I can work in
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Would it be fair of me to say the same of you?
It would be statistically inaccurate because of a range of factors
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
It would be statistically inaccurate because of a range of factors
"range of factors" that are unspecified and vague at best

sure m8

what a load of shyte lol
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
"range of factors" that are unspecified and vague at best

sure m8

what a load of shyte lol
I’m bigger than you, stronger than you, superior reach and decades of amateur fight experience

So on balance in an unarmed altercation base probability is on my side

Although that all becomes irrelevant in the presence of superior numbers, firearms or meth, of combination thereof

Please let me know if there’s further details I can provide
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post 1701390533 05-21-2024, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
I’m bigger than you, stronger than you, superior reach and decades of amateur fight experience

Although that all becomes irrelevant in the presence of superior numbers, firearms or meth, of combination thereof

Please let me know if there’s further details I can provide
All of this is subjective. You're comparing yourself to me, but statistically your chances of running into someone like can't even be measured. You're basing all of this on me vs you? lol

This whole disagreement is petty and stupid, srs.
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