This guy claimed that he always gets asked by smug married couples if he’s married

His go to response is “No, thankfully”

He thought he had the upper hand

Then I responded:

“I thought you lived in a state where it was still illegal for you to get married.”

Which is a sextuple whammy because:

1) it implies he’s gay (lol)
2) people can’t really get mad if you imply they’re gay, because if they get mad that’s implying there’s something wrong with it
3) I implied that he wants to get gay married but he can’t because it’s against the law
4) it’s not a question so he can’t really respond
5) if he responds that it is legal, the next question is “what’s stopping you then?”
6) if he acknowledges it’s illegal, then he’s implicitly admitting that he wants to but can’t

So in any situation he loses

6 Dimensional chess

Witnesses to the interaction were like:

Aware. When I saw his thread I thought the same thing.

I guess we now know what the G stands for.