Chilling like a villain in the office
Practicing my free throw at the trash can near the desk
Receive a message asking if I can cover a loan consultation as Jeff had to leave for a sudden emergency
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Meet client by the door and ask him to enter
Looks familiar...
Double check his name
"Blake Henderson"
Motherphucker he was the jock who used to bully me
Now skinnyfat with a receding hairline
Stay focused on the task at hand and begin asking for details regarding the $25k loan
He's now a tradie and needs it for his business
LOL inside @ how the mighty have fallen
Casually ask if he went to the same highschool
Suspicions are correct
Ask him if he remembers any of the "pranks" he used to do
"Uh... not really? It was a long time ago"
Remind him of when he forced me and my best friend to kiss or he threatened to beat our asses before recording it and sharing the video around the school saying we were gey
Bertstare and stay silent until he breaks eye contact
Is clearly very uncomfortable
Resume questions asking about his circumstances, credit score and other loans
Drag this out for 45 minutes with bs filler
Start getting hungry, stomach is growling
Tell him he lacks the credentials for a business loan and his application is rejected
Smirk and tell him good luck while I head out for lunch
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