Was at the gym the other day doing lat pull downs and this black guy i seen around but never spoke to asked to work in. He seemed chill but problem is I am 99% certain he farted on the seat while working in. I came back for my turn and the seat was extra warm and the smell was ripe. So now Im thinking I have to get this fuker back you dont just fart on the seat while someone is using it if they they were nice enough to let you work in.

Well low and behold I saw the same guy going into the shower just as I was walking past and saw he left his keys out so I threw them in the trash can. Figure he will eventually find them, just a small payback right. So today I got stopped by gym management saying they saw I went in the locker room just after this guy who reported missing keys, they were looking at me all suspicious. I told them I dont know what theyre talking about but think they got it out for me now.