You know who they are. All have one thing in common.

Poorcels. Stay in a travel lodge in Edgware think they can uber into the west end for a score, moan about pints for a tenner, eat mcds 6 days out of 7 then splash out on a spoons, don’t buy anything, don’t see anything that isn’t free, then moan they didn’t get a suntan. In March. Won’t go south of the river because reasons.

Miscers, basically.

Bring some cash and it’s still the best city on earth. Poorcels go to Bulgaria or something