I saw that there's going to be a community event at the local orchard. They're advertising live music, face-painting & a bounce house. Really sounds like a swinging event. I was thinking this might be a nice spot to meet a girl to date. Its outdoors. Nice weather. Wholesome. And a lot of ladies are into this kind of stuff, I think. I know you're the Misc expert on these sorts of things. And I figure, even if I fail, I could still go home with a basket of freshly picked heirloom apples. And to me, eating a crisp apple is sometimes more satisfying than sitting on a couch next to some hag you once thought you loved. But I'd still like to meet a nice girl to date. Is an apple orchard a good place for that? I'd probably wear my two-inch lifts so I won't embarrass myself trying to pick an apple beyond my reach and failing to do so. I bet there's no bigger turn off for a gal. Your opinion on this would be greatly appreciated.