You’re not going to meet a girl to date by flying a kite at a park

Read this on reddit, guy asked where and what to do to meet a girl to date as online doesn’t work for him. Redditor responds by saying that he needs to get out and about and do fun things. Suggest to fly a kite at the park as it’s a fun activity that will attract cute girls to spark a conversation with him (he doesn’t even need to start the conversation as merely having a kite means the girls come to him according to this guy).

Doesn’t work like that, not going to work and I don’t care if miscers here fake fairly tale stories about how they flew a kite and smashed a hot blonde MILF at the park behind a tree while her cuck husband sat in the car waiting for her. Don’t write to me, write to penthouse forum.

Now next thing you’ll know the only way to meet a girl to date is to fly a kite at the zoo…in the lion exhibit during feeding time.
My Anthem- Lonely by Akon