How the fook do you get a remote job in 2024?

06-17-2024, 11:17 AM

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GuineaDago585
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How the fook do you get a remote job in 2024?

I’ve come to the realization that I’ll never be happy working in an office, but working from home would make it easier to cope. I was remote from 2020 to summer 2022 and it was the happiest period of my adult life (ded fkin srs - not even close).

But I’m searching Indeed now and ho lee fook these remote jobs are TERRIBLE.

It’s either you need an advanced degree, or they’re just your typical call center or cold calling sales jobs for $16/hr. Nothing in between.

My company pays me $25/hr now but require everyone in the office 40 hours a week. I gotta figure out how to escape before I drive head on into a concrete barrier. How the fuk do I go back to WFH now brahs?

06-17-2024, 11:19 AM

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you WILL go back to the office.

you WILL attend the monthly potluck.

you WILL play office politics with the other peasants and burnouts.

and you WILL be happy.

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