Some spastic just walked into me on purpose (wtf?)

In a back brace at the moment so my movement is a bit restricted. I try to be respectful of others, but sometimes I just have to take up a bit of extra space. Anyway, I was trying to get something off the shelf, and this ph@ggot comes barreling into me. At first I didn't even believe it could happen because who would be so demented but I turn around and start yelling and this cuck scurries out of the store as fast as his two pencil legs will carry him.

Felt bad for a minute because this sweet old lady thought I was yelling at her, but I explained the situation and she gave me some really pleasant head in my Mercedes out front. Saw that cuck walking in the hot sun, head down, like a defeated animal. Turned the air con as I blasted in granny's mouth.

Came home, made this thread. Good day, I would say misc.