Anyone else only celebrate Halloween and Christmas?

I literally don't bother celebrating any other holiday. I don't give a sh*t about fireworks. Not gonna buy a bitch candles and flowers in February. Won't be stuffing my face incessantly just because it's a Thursday. I hate Mexican food. I never wait to set new goals on a particular day. And I sure as hell don't care about bunnies or leprechauns.


Anyone else only count Halloween and Christmas as holidays?