mostly vet humor n already got a bunch of scenes / scenarios written down

takes place on an undisclosed AFB in texas based on real ppl

downloaded the adobe program 2 start making it

even added a fictitious character to the cats the other day n im trying to convince my coworker to do the voiceover for him srs

one of the characters is a chicken bone eating, squirrel ****ing homeless vet dressed as a shrub, and all the condoms he uses are all broken/rotten (military surplus from the 60’s)

one scene is a buzzard that occasionally flies by but it's an omen not a good sign but it has large droopy testicles n you just hear ca-caw ca-caw and then something goes sideways

one girl we were tdy with is gonna be the girl everyone wants to get with which happened irl but shes got a vestigial head that eventually comes out as transgender, grows mullet, demands to live in a trailer, is redneck asf and racist

one TDY member has a red charger but when he revs it is gets all females wet immediately but the sound is that of explosive diarrhea

creepy old guy who appears n tries to shag this one douche we all knew n the old guy just shows up random as fuk

old guys name is randy n we had met him at the nature center of this park n the joke is that he legit gave us hiking directions but the joke is they were back to his cabin in the woods or some gay chit

one guy stands outside the DFAC on base w/a homeless vet sign

one instructor at this base had a huge stomach n was short so the scene is his gut is so big he has to wheel it around in a wagon

(i came up w/this idea) one TDY plants easter eggs for the yearly easter egg hunts but ****s in them instead

lots more scenes

wood u watch it?