***Hypothetical Celebrity FARTING CONTEST - Who wins?

Loudness, length, sound quality (embouchure), and smell all to be considered. Sharting, while funny, results in disqualification.
10 entries in this contest - who you betting $$$ on.

1. John Goodman
2. Sylvester Stallone
3. Lizzo
4. Brian Blessed
5. Danny Trejo
6. Natalie Portman
7. Steph Curry
8. Chris Christie
9. Mark Wahlberg
10. Jerome Bettis
Boston sports crew
Live Free or Die 603 crew
Ex-Howard Stern crew
1974 crew

***Connoisseur: Les Derrieres de Femmes ***