Was cruising through a mostly empty freeway road in the early hours recently. Some road construction and signs saying to go 55. Saw a cop up ahead of me waiting to speed trap people, didn't slow down before he got me. Dude pulls me over shortly after, tells me he had me doing 70 in a 55 construction zone, runs my chit and tells me to head out with a verbal warning.

That's a 100% guaranteed ass fuking of a ticket the vast, vast majority of the time. I'm sure he was getting done with his shift or something and just didn't give a chit once he saw I wasn't some criminal, so he said fuk it and ended it all right there. Pays off to have zero criminal record of any kind lmao