Bro was like 28 walking around the mall with his mom. I saw she paid for his lunch at the food court (pathetic), so I just had to pick on him because he obviously lacks a father figure. I walked right past him and stepped on his shoe. They looked brand new too...bright white like he cleans them daily. Little bish smacked his lips and mumbled a few words so I slipped off my jacket exposing my 17" arms and got in his face. Pussy didn't want to become the next Emmett Till so he shut up real quick. I said "smart move, kid" and walked off. I wasn't lying either...not trying me was the smartest move he ever made