Stopped by a hot dog stand and asked the guy for a hot dog. Guy says what kind? I'm like, "what kind do you have?" He then proceeds to point me to a small menu on the side that's convoluted with a bunch of other nonsense that you can't make out anything. And he's doing this with an attitude the whole time. So I said fk it and left.

The dude had so much **** posted up against wall that I couldn't even make out the menu and the menu had so many options that you'd think he was running a fancy restaurant.