New study out of Italy: Those who took Covid Vax 37% lower life expectancy

Damn who would have thought that it was a bad idea to take this? No one could have possibly known that it was a bad idea taking a rushed experimental vax for a common cold that you have a 99.98% chance to not die from. Its not like these pharma companies have been known to pay the largest criminal fines in history and value profits over all.