She has to be a woman who was born female or you're gay.

Basically that's it.

It's not hulk hogan with a vagina or Megan fox with a dik- one must be gay and the other isn't.

No, those are both gay.

If it's not a woman, that's gay

If its not a female, that's gay

If he used a lot of attachments like makeup and surgery to make himself look sexually attractive, well, buddy, you could do that to any person, you can do that to a potato, so that doesn't fly.

The end.