Read that some cuck said on another forum to switch out regular soda for diet soda to help you meet a girl to date as you’ll cut out those extra calories. Not going to work little buddy, little man, little slugger, little bucko! Hey pal, want a quarter for a gum ball from the gum ball machine little squirt? *messes up hair* now go play little fella.

I know every miscer here cucked some guy by banging his MILF wife while drinking a Diet Dr. Pepper or married a 10/10 virgin while sipping a Diet Coke but I don’t care about your fake fairy tale stories. Don’t write to me, write to penthouse forum.

Next thing you’ll know the only way to meet a girl to date is by drinking a diet soda at the…you guessed it…AT THE ZOO!!!!

Thank you thank you thank you, I know you all enjoyed this thread, no need to rep me.