Boyos, so I spent the night at the casino getting drunk and playing bacc and blackjack with all those Golden Bull degenerates.

I stroll back into my White surban utopia and pull into the local Jack in the Box drive thru.


Sexy Latina says "Hi, you're up early today. I usually see you at 1:00 AM"

Now keep in mind, I'm faded from drinking whiskey all night, probably killed half a bottle while at the casino, so I didn't even recognize her or pay much attention.

I'm like "oh no, I was up all night last night."....

She can smell the whiskey on my breath, she can see the dazed look in my eyes and I'm pretty sure she noticed I was staring at her massive Latina t/tties the whole time.


Sexy Latina says: "So you're about to go to sleep, huh?"

I told her yes.

And then she volunteers unsolicited information about herself and says "My weekend shift is usualy 12:00AM to about 8:30AM, it's ending soon. But you're going to sleep so I won't see you until maybe tonight or next weekend, huh?"

I said "Maybe I'll drop by tonight."

And she says "Okay, I'll be here. Sleep well HANDSOME.".... Obviously she's trying to let me know that she'd be cool with me busting a load on her face and ti/tties. But it'll have to wait till next time cause I'm seriously about to pass out from excessive alcohol consumption and lack of sleep.


LOVE being a handsome muthaf/cker and getting VIP treatment from h0es. A few weeks ago a cutie ****** gave me free food just cause she was captivated by my aesthetic face.


Feels good, mane.