American tourists

so last week, im walking through south london, just mindin my own business, when i see these american tourists settin up a portable bbq. like, right in the middle of the street. they're cookin hot dogs n all sorts of processed junk. srsly, who does that?

anyway, they're takin up the whole road, just standin there with their impressive girth. like, ppl r tryin to get by, but these guys r just too huge, blockin everything. some guy on a bike almost crashes into a bin tryin to swerve around them.

im standin there like, r u serious? its like a circus. they're laughing, eatin, actin like its their backyard. their voices r so loud and annoying, like they're shoutin even tho they're standin right next to each other. one of em even had a big american flag shirt on, lookin all proud. i ask em to move, n they just shrug like "whats the big deal?"

police come by, n instead of makin em leave, they just kinda stand there n chat with em. finally, after what feels like forever, they pack up, but leave trash everywhere. now the streets smell like hot dogs and sweat. anyone else deal with this kinda stuff? wat do?
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