Whatever happened to good, funny insults on the internet?

Back in the day, people would say some pretty lulzy stuff in the name of insulting others.

Nowadays all you ever get is "u mad, bro?" (a shtick which originated from chit tier 2000's rappers as a defense of the degeneracy they promoted in their songs), "cry harder", and if you're lucky, they might even get creative enough to call you a phhaggot.