I literally opened my front door to go on a hike on the trail right next to my house this morning. Lady with 2 dogs walks right past me and lets her dog take a big diarrhea right in my grass then makes some half-assed attempt to pick it up off my perfect grass, all while there is a wide open field right next to my lawn and about 3’ away from where she let her dog chit. The dog then starts barking at me right in front my own house. She tries to play it off talking to her dog like “oh calm down honey this is his house! Oh don’t worry about her, she’s almost blind!” I stood there and stared at her with absolute disgust and said “next time if you could have your dog poop in the field 3’ away, that would be great. I work hard on this lawn and they’re tough to maintain out here and dog feces kills the grass.” She then nervously says “o-o-ok”, I say “thanks, I appreciate it”, and she scampers off with her stupid ass dog.

Pick of weak attempt to pick up her dog chit. She left so much chit in my grass:




Can’t stand dogcels

ewwww what you gonna do with it OP? Maybe jetwash the grass idk