I was driving through southern oregon overnight to make a load on time. I’m not really a night runner so I was dead fcking tired and I mainly blame it on that.

My ex girlfriend was in the front seat hanging out / keeping me awake. She wasn’t saying chit, probably playing on her phone. Out of the corner of my eye I see a pale ass face fkin doing some “nana nana boo boo” kid mocking me kinda thing, and I thought it was her. So I ask her “did you just get right up in my face and wiggle your head around?” And shes all like “no I’ve been sitting here the whole time. Think it was cause I was tired but oregon is big time native territory so idk.