8pm wife gets home from her mom's with an estimated 6 month old beagle mix type hound.

Sweet dog. Plays well, funny, spunky.

We have 2 dogs and 2 cats that don't mix well with strangers

We put them away while we care for this dog.

Bed time...

Put dog in a room. Barks, bays, whines, howls

Put dog outside. Same.

Bring dog in bedroom. I don't let him on the bee. Same.

Wife says let him on the bed. I say f*ck no.

She heads out and is working on something.

I come into the spare room and she's used our couch cushions to make a little bed on the floor so she can sleep in the room with the dog.

I say f*ck no my 2nd trimester wife is not sleeping on the ground. No.

She says there's nothing else to do

I say I'm taking the dog back where she found it

She starts crying says the dog will get hit by a car.

I say fine I'm sleeping with the dog then.

She cries harder and says she'll feel bad if I do

I say don't feel bad no big deal it's fine

Send her off to bed

This dog is sleeping soundly. Wife is sleeping. I'm miscing

Moral of the story.

Women are just large children having children.

Congrats on the kid OP any ideas who the father is?

Spoiler!

Autistic clean freak

Meanwhile you eat ass and and love that scat time

Gtfoh

are you white op?

raising pets in homes is fukcing retarded and disgusting

imagine a humanbeing cleaning dog sh!t .;..literally being a slave to a dog..pet owners are legit retards "srs"

This is why I don't get people who say sleeping with an 18yo in your 40s/50s is immoral because they're not mentally mature etc.....women do not mature mentally/emotionally passed the age of 14

Lmao this guy and his pregnant wife are bringing homeless dogs into their house and are taking turns sleeping with it.

Hahah fuk off srs

Women are dogs that can speak

Of course she gonna side with the dog

And her.mom

And her sister

And her friends

See what I mean

Except they never figure out who the alpha is

So they spend their whole life looking for it

You made a stray dog cry?

You got manipulated son.
Wife cried to get you to do what she wanted, dog, and for you to sleep on the ground like a chump.

not long until she brings a stray Tyrone home

i masturbated

smack city