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post 1703976041 07-21-2024, 08:15 PM
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What's the best way to give someone a 'hot foot' and not get caught in the act?

Really wanted to hot foot my step-brother last week. I know he'd freak out. It'd be hilarious! He had his back turned towards me and there was a pack of matches sitting right there. Understand, I don't really like the guy all that much. He's super awkward. And made some passive aggressive comments towards me that I didn't too much care for. Really deserved a hot foot that day. I've just never done it before. Never administered one, fellas. So I'm not at all confident in my technique. I'd really like to get him though. Get him good. Next time the opportunity arises. You boys have any tips?
R.I.P. Bert
post 1703976531 07-21-2024, 08:26 PM
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For those who don't know. A hot foot is when someone puts their foot or at least their toes in someone's ass.
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post 1703976651 07-21-2024, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
For those who don't know. A hot foot is when someone puts their foot or at least their toes in someone's ass.
No sir. That's not a hot foot. What you described is called "slippering." From what I hear, its really popular in your community.
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post 1703976711 07-21-2024, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
No sir. That's not a hot foot. What you described is called "slippering." From what I hear, its really popular in your community.
Well, you would know. What community is it that I'm part of?
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post 1703976871 07-21-2024, 08:40 PM
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You talking about cooming on someone's feet right?
post 1703977041 07-21-2024, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Well, you would know. What community is it that I'm part of?
LGBTQ+size
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post 1703977171 07-21-2024, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
LGBTQ+size
I don't know what any of that is. Enjoy your your hot foot and make sure your boyfriend trims his toenails.
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post 1703977441 07-21-2024, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I don't know what any of that is. Enjoy your your hot foot and make sure your boyfriend trims his toenails.
Hey, no judgement. I'm an ally.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1703977541 07-21-2024, 09:00 PM
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What in the fuk are you Zoomers into these days?

Guys shoving your heads up your friends asses.

Or shoving a flamingo up your ass and doing the dance of the native people.

Lighting each other's nuts on fire and jiggling them in front of your face.

Or the worse one is shiiting in each other's mouths like a couple of hillbillys.
post 1703977901 07-21-2024, 09:15 PM
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There's a reason Don keeps his anus smooth, and we'll leave it at that.
FL > PA
post 1703978001 07-21-2024, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
There's a reason Don keeps his anus smooth, and we'll leave it at that.
Yes. Hygiene. While you're spending all afternoon wiping feces out of your nasty, matted butthairs, I'm completely clean in two dry wipes, partner. Two dry wipes and a one wet one. Every time.
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post 1703978071 07-21-2024, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Yes. Hygiene. While you're spending all afternoon wiping feces out of your nasty, matted butthairs, I'm completely clean in two dry wipes, partner. Two dry wipes and a one wet one. Every time.
That's a pretty long winded way to say it's to keep your step-brother's foot warm
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post 1703978141 07-21-2024, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
That's a pretty long winded way to say it's to keep your step-brother's foot warm
Doesn't even make any sense, my guy. An anus with hair would be slightly warmer than one without. You're embarrassing yourself.
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post 1703978201 07-21-2024, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Doesn't even make any sense, my guy. An anus with hair would be slightly warmer than one without. You're embarrassing yourself.
Do you have him wiggle his toes while it's in or?
FL > PA
post 1703978311 07-21-2024, 09:29 PM
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Whats a hot foot?
post 1703978321 07-21-2024, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Whats a hot foot?
Here goes a great hot foot vid, fellas.

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post 1703978451 07-21-2024, 09:36 PM
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Here's another one. Flame wasn't all that strong on this. Scully nails the commentary though.

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post 1703978951 07-21-2024, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Here goes a great hot foot vid, fellas.

Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Here's another one. Flame wasn't all that strong on this. Scully nails the commentary though.

Lolz
post 1704022631 07-22-2024, 11:49 PM
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So I rolled six matches together today, taped them together, then taped that to the back of my empty sneaker just to test it out. I didn't get all that much of a flame though. Went sort of big once lit, then was barely visible. I was watching another video where Jay Buhner said that a cottonball drenched in vaseline works well. I wasn't even aware that vaseline was flammable though. I'll run out and buy some soon, I guess. I'd really like to get this hot foot thing down, fellas. Its an old school prank that has pretty much disappeared from society. I'm thinking it could be a trademark thing for me.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1704023101 07-23-2024, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Whats a hot foot?
post 1704024391 07-23-2024, 01:56 AM
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soggin' undies
post 1704025631 07-23-2024, 03:25 AM
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Came in expecting OP chitting on feet and not wiping
post 1704028701 07-23-2024, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
So I rolled six matches together today, taped them together, then taped that to the back of my empty sneaker just to test it out. I didn't get all that much of a flame though. Went sort of big once lit, then was barely visible. I was watching another video where Jay Buhner said that a cottonball drenched in vaseline works well. I wasn't even aware that vaseline was flammable though. I'll run out and buy some soon, I guess. I'd really like to get this hot foot thing down, fellas. Its an old school prank that has pretty much disappeared from society. I'm thinking it could be a trademark thing for me.
Gay sex is so intricate these days.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1704036681 07-23-2024, 09:44 AM
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I miss those old-time cartoons where they did chit like this. They need to bring them back.
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