What does she have to be so goddamn THRILLED about all the time? She’s always on the cusp of breaking out into intense, high pitched howling laughter, similar to a hyena, whenever she opens her mouth to speak. She has this chit-eating grin plastered on her surgically mutilated face at ALL TIMES, practically.

Wait, I just figured it out. She’s been in on this joke the entire time. She’s so fukin JAZZED because she knew she would become the President despite being unable to gather more than 1% of the vote in the 2020 primaries.

She suked enough cock and spread her legs sufficiently throughout her career to rise through the ranks. I bet she routinely slobs on Hunter Biden’s hammer in the back rooms of the White House.

She and her family are fukin SET, boyos. She is happier than a MOTHERFUKER because she’s in on this coup. She’s in with the people that were holding Joe Biden’s strings.

Because she's unburdened by what used to be.

It's over boyos

When the only talking point to COPALA HAGGIS is her HYENA laugh

It's time to rot and pepper your copium

Because she didn't earn her positions.


Its like someone winning the lottery and being in a high end golf club lounge for the first time.


Except she sucked dicks to get to where she is.



Same thing though, shes where she has no business being, and is excited about it.



Fukking whore. Has NO PLACE being in a position of power.

Most 2nd rate hoe's who do a bunch of powder are naturally like that

I get strong benzo vibes from her

She has no idea wtf is going on and she knows this. It's a coping mechanism to look more involved and competent. Same with the pseudo Martin Luther King speeches she attempts at.