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Thread: This fat, pig warmed up the seat before I sat on it

post 1704318641 07-29-2024, 05:45 PM
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This fat, pig warmed up the seat before I sat on it

I was in the copier room about to sit on a seat to use a copier machine. I sat down and the whole seat was hot. I looked back and realized that an obese, Mexican , landwhale was sitting on the seat before me which was why it was so hot.
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post 1704318881 07-29-2024, 05:48 PM
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it's old dude

and johnnyvee is better at it now
post 1704319111 07-29-2024, 05:54 PM
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Imagine the smells
Back with my Fam
post 1704319151 07-29-2024, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
it's old dude

and johnnyvee is better at it now
Gat women smell like chit son
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post 1704319161 07-29-2024, 05:56 PM
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Ewww groce nasty
post 1704319221 07-29-2024, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By johnnydeep1⏩
Gat women smell like chit son
who cares, this is Johnnyvee's thing now
post 1704321921 07-29-2024, 06:42 PM
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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
post 1704322491 07-29-2024, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Ewww groce nasty
agree
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post 1704323821 07-29-2024, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Onlinedatingcel⏩
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
I ****ing hate landwhales
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post 1704323891 07-29-2024, 07:26 PM
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post 1704324021 07-29-2024, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Mulloway69⏩
Fat women smell like **** good sir!
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