When I was 15 I was riding my bike through the hood with one of my boys on a sunny summer afternoon when we passed this group of kids literally 20 deep posted up on the corner. I immediately knew what it was. As we got maybe 20 feet away I heard “get that n****” and looked back to see ALL of them chasing us down on their bikes.

Obviously we got caught. My friend ran across the street without me, half of them went after him, the others stayed with me.

Got jumped, my pockets ran, my chain snatched and my bike jacked at knifepoint in broad daylight. My friend only lost a piece of chit Walmart skateboard and pocket change.

Didn’t get beat up too bad but I’ll never forget the humiliation walking home as they called me a bitch and a pussy. There were these two adults across the street watching, laughing too.

Anyone know these feels?

Yeah a very horny gf that led with the hands.

OP those are the "natural conservatives" who you think are going to start supporting Blumpf any day now

No but I got this kid I knew jumped lol.

Dared him to ride his bike through the ghetto block and the kids beat the ish out of him. Needless to say his aunt was pist at me.

It’s crazy how quick chit can go down in the hood. I remember another time I almost got jumped with another friend but he had a BB gun in his pocket which scared them off. We could’ve been killed if they were real gangsters lol. I’ve been robbed 3 times in my life too and had plenty of other close calls with random kids on the street. When I tell normal we’ll adjusted suburban people about my upbringing they either don’t believe it or assume I was some junkie looking to buy from the wrong people. Nope. Literally ever single time I was just minding my own business.

It’s exactly why I have zero sympathy for criminals and get pissed off when liberals make excuses for them. I grew up poor and never victimized anyone. Some people are just born evil srs.

The kids who jumped me were black, but believe it or not, those adults watching were white junkie looking dudes smoking outside of a pawn shop srs.

People knew better. I'd whip them so fast I'd sit down to watch the rest of the fight and they knew it.

When I was 18 my buddy and another friend of ours were beefing over a girl so they set up a fight

I just wanted to watch two dudes fight so I was like hell yeah I'll come watch

Turned out my other buddy wasn't really my buddy and since he worked at a tattoo shop he decided to bring the entire shop which was about 25 people, packed into 6 cars.

I was with the other friend and 3 others. Again just went to see two friends fight lol thought it would be cool. Smoked a huge blunt right before


Anyways didn't take long for like 15 of the 25 to jump us and **** us up pretty good. The original friend who went to fight got his orbital broken via pistol whip

Another friend ran away dead srs

Another friend got soccer kicked in the head and knocked out and had short term memory loss for 2 days. He had to be reminded why he was in the hospital every 10 minutes, it was really scary tbh.

I just got a good old fashioned ass kicking and got out nothing broken or busted

Luckily there was some people in the crowd who realized how bad things were getting and were trying to break things up and calm people down. One dude completely stopped two other guys from really ****in me up srs.


The funniest part of this whole story. Is that it was 420,and we invited this black kid we knew from school to come hang out with the white boys. So our hood rat buddy first experience smoking up with the white boys was getting jumped by 20+ people hahaha but I did have basically unlimited street cred after that.



And also once I got sucker punched at a bar but I ate it and turned on the guy and ****in destroyed him. It was right in front of my gf too I doubt she's ever been wetter

This was in the 90s though. I think kids in general have become less violent.

I still remember the kid(black kid) came down to my block(which had less dindus), took a kickball I was playing with and popped it with his knife and threw it at me. Lol. But back then there were lots of bad ass little kids(black and white). I was playing chase tag with this white kid one time and he kicked my foot to where I tripped and I face planted in the dirt. I was too young to realize how menacing he was lol.

no I had a rep in the hood and people knew not to fuk with me

So what was the rep and what were they saying behind your back?

My younger brother got jumped when he was about 21, sitting on a curb with a few of his friends waiting for an Uber and this group of guys ran up on them and got them before they even had a chance to react.

Nothing broken but his face was swollen beyond belief for a few days.

When I was 15 or so, I got surrounded by a pack of dindus outside of a movie theater. Fortunately my friends parents who were picking us up pulled up just in time which made them back off. One of em had a knife out and everything.

nope, but i always wished they would try me so I have a reason to unleash my anger upon em

the only people who fuk with me in public are oldcels, women, and little girls

i was walking on a trail over the weekend and this teenage girl didn't move over for me and pushed me all the way off the trail and i've been pissed about it for a couple days cuz i legit can't do anything about it. i push her = assault, i smack her ass = sexual assault

fukn dumb hoar

lol

some insecure gangster wannabe kid tried to jump me one time

it didn't work out well for him

never bothered me again

About 10-11 years ago I got hit in the head with a skateboard from behind on my lunch break then stabbed in the side by some peaceful astronauts. They took the 40 bucks I had in my wallet and ran.

This was in south sac so it was very sketch

By OP's Mom, repeatedly.

and from that point on, you became Master Chief.

Yeah, when I was in middle school I had a BOS and got caught out one time..

And OP is an anti-racist who listens to hip hop. Just lol

Correct. Feels good man.

I’ve had too many black people treat me well to hate them. I mean I hate ghetto trash but that applies to any group.