online dating
match with a decent looking sloot
Not fat
She said she wanted to go to Chilis
Meet at Chilis
She rolled up in a busted Subaru with a belt noise
When she got out of the car she was so fat the car leveled out
She sees me when I am about to dip
Gives me a hug, we go into the restaurant, I am sweating from the embarrassment of going on a date with a whale
They give us a booth and she cant fit in the booth
They move us and put us in a booth with chairs on her side
Eat crap chilis
She gives me a hug and waddles off
I go to the app to block her and
.......

........ She already blocked me


This was five years ago around.
Now I would peace out

lol at her blocking you. She just wanted a free meal

brutal

Absolutely brutal story, but at least you learned your lesson. She saw the disappointment in your eyes like she's used to, but hey a free time at the trough wasn't going to be wasted.

The worst I had when I was single was being beer goggled, getting a pretty chick's number, then meeting up with her for a drink a couple days later to realize she was twice the size I remembered and had a very average face. We drank together for like 30 minutes and went our separate ways. She told me I was cocky. I think I bought her a shot. Gross.

I don't understand how dudes insist on being discreet about walking out when she shows up 3x fatter than her profile. Call her out on it and just walk away.

It seems to me guys still try to be nice in hopes of plugging the fatty.

Naw
I would not have smashed
I did not want to be mean
But now I know these catfish deserve to be humiliated

lmao bet that was 5 days ago

lol people have to stop using the word cuck if they don't know what the definition is...