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post 1704372861 07-30-2024, 08:23 PM
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After pooping...

Does anyone else have to do maintenance for the rest of the day?
It doesn't matter if I use wet wipes, shower after, or any of that. If I take a dump, I've gotta take maintenance wipes/showers multiple times before things cool off.
post 1704373191 07-30-2024, 08:33 PM
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I use my shower head on jet to clean my butt , no further maintenance needed .
Not the first time , but unfortunately this morning as I was putting my socks on after getting out of the shower , unbeknownst to me I left a brown streak on my bed sheet .
I was at the clinic wondering why the fk my butt seemed so itchy .
This is all my fault , as normally I squat down in the shower to clean my butt , but this time I just raised my right leg and thought I got it all .
Glad you started this thread as I forgot to throw my sheets in the washing machine


I am disappoint
Back with my Fam
post 1704373401 07-30-2024, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
poostreak.jpg

I am disappoint
Pumpkin courtesy of BRANDERSS (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180764903);
addendum courtesy of buttInspector (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=183054703).

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post 1704373481 07-30-2024, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ArtCore22⏩
Does anyone else have to do maintenance for the rest of the day?
It doesn't matter if I use wet wipes, shower after, or any of that. If I take a dump, I've gotta take maintenance wipes/showers multiple times before things cool off.
Your digestion is phucked pal. Cut back on wheat a bit
post 1704373521 07-30-2024, 08:44 PM
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Lol wtf? can you fzggots just buy a bidet and stop being disgusting.
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post 1704373631 07-30-2024, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK⏩
Lol wtf? can you fzggots just buy a bidet and stop being disgusting.
This.
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post 1704373781 07-30-2024, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK⏩
Lol wtf? can you fzggots just buy a bidet and stop being disgusting.
I dun goofed and bought a super expensive toilet called Toto or some weird arse name . It was supposed to be good for not getting clogged up ,but tbh most of my crap is pretty much just a super charged wet spray nowadays .
Should have gone the bidet route .

Hey do you have to close your legs tightly while using the bidet , like do you get poop everywhere otherwise ?
Maybe my shower wand is the answer
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post 1704373901 07-30-2024, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By MeSoHawny⏩
Your digestion is phucked pal. Cut back on wheat a bit
I eat zero wheat. I just eat meat, veggies, eggs, coffee and cream
post 1704373931 07-30-2024, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK⏩
Lol wtf? can you fzggots just buy a bidet and stop being disgusting.
Bidet only works temporarily. I'd have a dirty bunghole an hour later
post 1704373991 07-30-2024, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
I use my shower head on jet to clean my butt , no further maintenance needed .
Not the first time , but unfortunately this morning as I was putting my socks on after getting out of the shower , unbeknownst to me I left a brown streak on my bed sheet .
I was at the clinic wondering why the fk my butt seemed so itchy .
This is all my fault , as normally I squat down in the shower to clean my butt , but this time I just raised my right leg and thought I got it all .
Glad you started this thread as I forgot to throw my sheets in the washing machine


I am disappoint
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post 1704375421 07-30-2024, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By ArtCore22⏩
I eat zero wheat. I just eat meat, veggies, eggs, coffee and cream
Up the fiber intake pal and drink more water. You are chitting concrete, so its not clearing the ass properly.

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post 1704375781 07-30-2024, 09:47 PM
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Are you shaving your anus regularly? If you aren't, you're most likely spending the day battling all the excrement that you miss when dry wiping your bung. It gets stuck in the hair. You also should be using wet wipes for your last couple of passes, partner. And poking it up inside your hole a bit just to ensure proper cleanliness. Understand, the vast majority of people have stinky buttholes throughout the day. Men and women both. I smell them all the time. Everywhere. The absolute best thing you can do for yourself, and others, is to start shaving your anus. Makes life so much better.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1704375861 07-30-2024, 09:50 PM
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I used to. Then I went on that carnivore diet and have been on it this entire year and almost never even have to wipe more than once.
post 1704377461 07-30-2024, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Are you shaving your anus regularly? If you aren't, you're most likely spending the day battling all the excrement that you miss when dry wiping your bung. It gets stuck in the hair. You also should be using wet wipes for your last couple of passes, partner. And poking it up inside your hole a bit just to ensure proper cleanliness. Understand, the vast majority of people have stinky buttholes throughout the day. Men and women both. I smell them all the time. Everywhere. The absolute best thing you can do for yourself, and others, is to start shaving your anus. Makes life so much better.
I noticed you've been pushing the shaved crack tech recently. I wouldn't dare use a razor but maybe trimming it would be okay. Thanks for the bunghole cleanliness tips.
Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
I used to. Then I went on that carnivore diet and have been on it this entire year and almost never even have to wipe more than once.
Carnivore sounds dope. I've heard many good things. I'll have to try it soon.
post 1704377841 07-30-2024, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted By ArtCore22⏩
I noticed you've been pushing the shaved crack tech recently. I wouldn't dare use a razor but maybe trimming it would be okay. Thanks for the bunghole cleanliness tips.
I've been an advocate of butthole shaving since 2007, my friend. Changed my life. Whats your hang-up about using a razor? Its not at all difficult or risky. Just do it in the shower. Takes one-minute to do. And you'll probably slice your nutsack if you try to trim back there, cowboy. Just shave it. Its not a big deal. Lather up, start the razor at the hole and shave outwards. Don't drag the blade sideways and you'll be fine. Never understood why so many of you boys act like shaving your bung is such a dangerous sport.
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post 1704377961 07-30-2024, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I've been an advocate of butthole shaving since 2007, my friend. Changed my life. Whats your hang-up about using a razor? Its not at all difficult or risky. Just do it in the shower. Takes one-minute to do. And you'll probably slice your nutsack if you try to trim back there, cowboy. Just shave it. Its not a big deal. Lather up, start the razor at the hole and shave outwards. Don't drag the blade sideways and you'll be fine. Never understood why so many of you boys act like shaving your bung is such a dangerous sport.
No thanks dvd.

On a side note, my buddy dated this absolute sloot back in the day and she’d shave his butthole before she tossed his salad. Fuking disgusting
post 1704378071 07-30-2024, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
I use my shower head on jet to clean my butt , no further maintenance needed .
Not the first time , but unfortunately this morning as I was putting my socks on after getting out of the shower , unbeknownst to me I left a brown streak on my bed sheet .
I was at the clinic wondering why the fk my butt seemed so itchy .
This is all my fault , as normally I squat down in the shower to clean my butt , but this time I just raised my right leg and thought I got it all .
Glad you started this thread as I forgot to throw my sheets in the washing machine

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post 1704378411 07-30-2024, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
I use my shower head on jet to clean my butt , no further maintenance needed .
Not the first time , but unfortunately this morning as I was putting my socks on after getting out of the shower , unbeknownst to me I left a brown streak on my bed sheet .
I was at the clinic wondering why the fk my butt seemed so itchy .
This is all my fault , as normally I squat down in the shower to clean my butt , but this time I just raised my right leg and thought I got it all .
Glad you started this thread as I forgot to throw my sheets in the washing machine


I am disappoint
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