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08-05-2024, 01:43 PM
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Why do my selfies look so much uglier out in the sun compared to indoors? (no pics)

Took some selfies on my trail walks and I look like a gremlin

Compared to indoors i'm cute af
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08-05-2024, 01:49 PM
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The light exposes you as it would a toad that has crawled out from under a rock.
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08-05-2024, 01:52 PM
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The light exposes you as it would a toad that has crawled out from under a rock.
idk wut that means but sounds profound
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08-05-2024, 01:57 PM
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The natural light outside shows you how you truly look srs
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08-05-2024, 02:01 PM
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Selfie cameras have a narrow FOV, whatever is central to the image is enlarged. You're better off using an ADSL camera, I'm a professional photographer and I only use Canon ADSL's with 4.6 aperture telescopic lenses. Gives the most natural images.
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08-05-2024, 03:02 PM
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Selfie cameras have a narrow FOV, whatever is central to the image is enlarged. You're better off using an ADSL camera, I'm a professional photographer and I only use Canon ADSL's with 4.6 aperture telescopic lenses. Gives the most natural images.
idk what that means i just have an iphone 11
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08-05-2024, 03:08 PM
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harsh lighting from above vs in front of you or whole room ******t lighting.
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08-05-2024, 03:24 PM
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I have noticed this about myself as well.

Came to the conclusion that its because I am ****ing ugly.

Once you admit this to yourself life becomes way simpler.
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08-05-2024, 03:32 PM
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harsh lighting from above vs in front of you or whole room ******t lighting.
what does that mean

so it means my real looks are somewhere in the middle?

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I have noticed this about myself as well.

Came to the conclusion that its because I am ****ing ugly.

Once you admit this to yourself life becomes way simpler.
speak for urself im handsum u geek
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08-05-2024, 03:34 PM
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Lighting makes or breaks the photo
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08-05-2024, 03:34 PM
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Youre ugly you dork.
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08-05-2024, 03:38 PM
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Yeah for whatever reason sunlight exposes finer detail, so blemishes are seen more easily and skin looks less pigmented.

It's standard for everyone.
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08-05-2024, 03:39 PM
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Why strange look?
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08-05-2024, 04:14 PM
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idk what that means i just have an iphone 11
You're probably just ugly as fuk. But here's the explanation below.



Left is iphone, middle is cheap camera, right is pro camera with a nice lens.
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08-05-2024, 04:17 PM
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You're probably just ugly as fuk. But here's the explanation below.



Left is iphone, middle is cheap camera, right is pro camera with a nice lens.
That makes me feel better about myself because whenever I accidentally open up the front facing camera I see myself and instantly think there is no way I'm free balling life looking like this.
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08-05-2024, 04:22 PM
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That makes me feel better about myself because whenever I accidentally open up the front facing camera I see myself and instantly think there is no way I'm free balling life looking like this.
You're a good looking guy. Not pretty, but very masculine, a good bone structure, and your head is shaped well for going bald.
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08-05-2024, 04:25 PM
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I literally wish there was a way I could make myself less attractive, step outside and I get swarmed.
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08-05-2024, 04:27 PM
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I literally wish there was a way I could make myself less attractive, step outside and I get swarmed.
Could be worse. You could be bald.
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08-05-2024, 04:29 PM
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imaging taking advice on looks from a thing that looks like this:

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08-05-2024, 04:31 PM
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imaging taking advice on looks from a thing that looks like this:

Post your pic and let the misc decide which of us looks better. Lol.
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08-05-2024, 04:35 PM
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Post your pic and let the misc decide which of us looks better. Lol.
im sweet

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im sweet

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You're not sweet. You're ugly. Lol.
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08-05-2024, 04:41 PM
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imaging taking advice on looks from a thing that looks like this:

greasy and sweaty.
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You're not sweet. You're ugly. Lol.
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Repped.

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greasy and sweaty.
No. Baby oil, that pic was an homage to mariomiami.
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If we ignore the camera variable and talk purely about lighting, I'm pretty sure outdoor light isn't good for the Asian skin tone.

I look leathery in outdoor light and look like one of those gay kpop singers who wear makeup in indoor light.
ur an ugly chink
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I literally wish there was a way I could make myself less attractive, step outside and I get swarmed.
Best to count your blessings. You could easily be a fat af, unemployed schizo that smokes 2 packs a day and lives on his sisters couch wondering if hes ever going to claim greatness and be a glorious champion
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If we ignore the camera variable and talk purely about lighting, I'm pretty sure outdoor light isn't good for the Asian skin tone.

I look leathery in outdoor light and look like one of those gay kpop singers who wear makeup in indoor light.
Dysgenic.

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I get more Hange sloots than you and am better at Starcraft than you.
Brutal.
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Best to count your blessings. You could easily be a fat af, unemployed schizo that smokes 2 packs a day and lives on his sisters couch wondering if hes ever going to claim greatness and be a glorious champion
Someone sounds wistful…
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08-05-2024, 06:41 PM
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Best to count your blessings. You could easily be a fat af, unemployed schizo that smokes 2 packs a day and lives on his sisters couch wondering if hes ever going to claim greatness and be a glorious champion
He will be the world raw fisting champion one day.
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