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08-06-2024, 03:38 PM
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Just left the gas station getting a green monster and got it FREE

I pulled up in my porsche and went inside to get my usual green monster. A few construction guys in yellow and orange vests hopped out of a early 2000s Dodge Ram and walked in right behind me and went to get the 25c coffee. One of the guys picked up a honey bun. They all had heavy suntan lines from wearing their costa del mar or oakley sunglasses with their hardhats.

Anyway, one of the fellas was lamenting to his coworkers how expensive their daily gas station treats had gotten. I was shocked when the tallest guy, a white man with white hair around 50 years old, turned around and said "this Biden guy has been terrible for us, prices are super high, jobs are hard to come by, and things just don't feel right in the world, but God willing we'll get Mrs. Harris in office who can straighten everything out." Yes, he called her "Mrs. Harris."

A number of the fellas started hooting and hollering right there in the gas station. One of the more hestitant-to-join workers smirked and said "me gusta mamasita Kamala!"

The cashier who also happened to be the station owner was so stunned she decided to cover the tab for everyone since they were Kamala supporters.

Everyone was overcome with such joy, it was truly a sight to behold!
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08-06-2024, 03:43 PM
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and then they all ran a train on you and turned you into a penor loving full fledged socialist homo boy ! yeah boy you finally reached your destiny in ass

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08-06-2024, 03:43 PM
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08-06-2024, 03:55 PM
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Haha nice man!!!!!
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08-06-2024, 04:03 PM
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Lol
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08-06-2024, 04:05 PM
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Lol
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08-08-2024, 10:07 AM
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Gonna have to head back to get another one today - wonder what the vibe will be like. Would love another free one.
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08-08-2024, 10:15 AM
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Just left the gas station getting a green monster and got it FREE
I am wating on ibby to post a similar thread about a visit to an escort.
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