I've started doing this as of late, fellas. With a wet wipe. Flushable. I mean, come on now. You're sputtering out fecal matter right into the seat of your shorts. With every poot you do that. Is that not something worthy of a butt wipe? Probably even a change of undies as well. This certainly should be the norm for anyone with a hairy anus. Very serious about that. These are folks who smell like butthole all day long. Because most of them dry wipe, poop gets caught in their hairs, then they're tooting out honkers all day long. Its a mess. An absolute mess around their hole. The LEAST they can do it wipe up after breaking wind. With a wet nap. Its just common courtesy. And you can usually tell if someone's recently farted when they walk pass you. That disgusting flatulent odor sticks with them. Like Velcro. Its embedded in their garments. So repulsive. It really is.

Listen, I guarantee none of you boys would cut a poot in the palm of your hand, then lick it. Lick up the fart. Because you know you'd be eating your own excrement particles. And people don't do that sort of thing. Its very nasty.

Butthole is a very nasty horrible smell and I can’t stand it.

I expect your butthole to be WASHED. AT ALL TIMES. JUST LIKE YOUR HANDS OR YOUR FACE. WOULD YOU WALK AROUND IN PUBLIC WITH DIRT ON YOUR FACE AND HANDS. NO YOU WOULD FUKIN NOT.

SO IF YOU WOULD NOT WALK AROUND A MALL, OR AT WORK, OR ANYWHERE ELSE WITH CHIT ON YOUR FOREHEAD, WHY WOULD YOU WALK AROUND WITH CHIT IN YOURS BUTTHOLE????!!?!???????

Waxed Butthole Crew AINT. GOT. NO. WORRIES.


Just ****ing LMAO @ haircels.

dude can you PM me so I can rep you later

LOL'd IRL

Donald is a gentleman among gentlemen

Can't cuck the Duck

Absolutely. It really amazes me that such a developed country can have such a problem with anal hygiene. Baffles the mind. Just the fact that wet wipes aren't seen as a necessity in the bathrooms of every American home......Its unbelieveable. It really is. Stack that with this country's obesity problem and you have a recipe for some of the stinkiest buttholes in the world I bet. At least in India, they splash water on themselves after pooping. A lot of folks here don't get any moisture in there after dropping a hearty boris. Just the moisture emanating out the pores of their sweaty asscrack.

Only people with awful diets walk around chitting themselves.

Literally zero extra evacuations with a carnivore diet

Miscers lick the hole those liquid feces come out of. They like it.

Every time you pass wind, your anus is expelling fecal particles, my friend. Its not about slipping logs in your shorts, its about attending to the minor debris released post-fart. Even though its not visible, that stuff will still make a person really stinky. And if you have hair on your bottom, you really need to be scrubbing yourself back there very often throughout the day. Soap & water.

you spend a lot of time thinking about ass holes donny

Need Thunderpants to chime in on this subject.

Splashing water on the rusty sheriffs badge does not clean the chit off tho

You need real pressure even then once its smeared the cheeks its not goner budge that sludge

It requires a double whammy of paper and water neither alone can really get that glistening x factor clean feeling srs


Ded fkn srs

I would like to comment on this subject but I seem to have misplaced my monocle hang on a second I know that ****er is around here somewhere I mean it’s probably under my stack of my Mensa invitations

One of my biggest pet peeves in life is stinky folks. Folks who stink. I absolutely hate trying to eat a nice meal at a restauraunt and getting a whiff of some hag's nasty butthole & pussy as she passes by the table. Its the worst. The absolute worst! Completely kills my appetite. And its really confusing how society has advanced so far. And people have so much information in the palm of their hand. And they've also become so self-conscious about public perception. But they walk around with a foul anus and don't even give a **** about it. That's how they live life. Being very stinky in the pants. It boggles the mind, partner. It really does. There really needs to be more awareness raised on this issue.

Sounds like you have an extremely sensitive sense of smell. I suggest snorting meth for a year, that should desensitize you enough so you can’t detect most anal and vaginal odors