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post 1704851751 08-10-2024, 07:45 PM
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I use to run a cemetery/crematoria ask me anything (srs)

totally srs - no nuts.
“I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child after falling asleep on the couch during a family party. I hope you can hear the laughter from the next room.”

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post 1704851801 08-10-2024, 07:47 PM
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You ever see the movie Contracted?
post 1704851831 08-10-2024, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By 24HrParking⏩
totally srs - no nuts.
What exactly were your daily responsibilities?
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.

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post 1704851861 08-10-2024, 07:48 PM
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Tell us some creepy/paranormal occurrences you've seen
post 1704851871 08-10-2024, 07:48 PM
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strange username to career ratio
post 1704851941 08-10-2024, 07:51 PM
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Did you ever bang one of the stiffs? (no necro)
post 1704851961 08-10-2024, 07:52 PM
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How long would it take to burn 6 million bodies?
post 1704852291 08-10-2024, 08:02 PM
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How many days after death did you and your colleagues stop ****ing them?
post 1704852311 08-10-2024, 08:03 PM
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Were there any HBBs that you cremated? What was the most mangled body that you saw?
post 1704852421 08-10-2024, 08:05 PM
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Why don't you run it anymore?
Ultra-Low Test Crew
MAGA
post 1704852581 08-10-2024, 08:11 PM
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Loving OP's answers!
post 1704852741 08-10-2024, 08:15 PM
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Thoughts on how long it would take to cremate 6 million bodies
post 1704853061 08-10-2024, 08:24 PM
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I watched the first season of six feet under and stopped watching because of how depressing that occupation seems. Are you glad you got out of the business?
post 1704853131 08-10-2024, 08:27 PM
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Negged because you haven't answered any questions. Hopefully the reason you haven't answered is because you've fallen into one of the ovens
post 1704853151 08-10-2024, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
Loving OP's answers!
This ^^^ wut the fukk OP
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.

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post 1704854001 08-10-2024, 08:56 PM
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Do ashes ever get mixed up and people get some random urn of dust?
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post 1704854091 08-10-2024, 09:00 PM
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OP, did you know there is a point during cremation where the meat is perfectly cooked?
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1704854281 08-10-2024, 09:07 PM
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How many bodies could you burn in a 3 year time span with 4 ovens?
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post 1704854291 08-10-2024, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted By BAPIST112⏩
How many bodies could you burn in a 3 year time span with 4 ovens?
aware
post 1704854461 08-10-2024, 09:13 PM
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if you were trained by pai mei, could you punch your way out of a casket to freedom like a smack ass bish ?
post 1704855471 08-10-2024, 09:45 PM
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Sick thread.
post 1704855601 08-10-2024, 09:50 PM
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does dead tiddys fell like alive tiddys
post 1704855711 08-10-2024, 09:53 PM
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How often do you think cemeteries are used to hide bodies?
post 1704858511 08-10-2024, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted By NKWulf⏩
You ever see the movie Contracted?
No sorry i havent!
“I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child after falling asleep on the couch during a family party. I hope you can hear the laughter from the next room.”

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post 1704858541 08-10-2024, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
What exactly were your daily responsibilities?
Looking after 45 staff including the sales team, crematoria team, outdoor team (burials) and admin team. Budgeting etc. you name it. We would have 8-12 services per day, so very busy...
“I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child after falling asleep on the couch during a family party. I hope you can hear the laughter from the next room.”

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post 1704858601 08-10-2024, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
Tell us some creepy/paranormal occurrences you've seen
I was there for about a year, i saw nothing onsite but i had stuff follow me home unfortunately. Mostly whispers in my ear, lights turned on, TV turned on in the middle of the night etc. Staff who had been there longer would see all sorts of stuff. Taps on the shoulder, actual people walking around the church at night (caught on CCTV) but the doors were locked, alarms on etc. We had a kids section and people would say at 1-2am people have seen kids running around playing around that time. People have heard knocking from the wall crypts as well late at night. List goes on
“I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child after falling asleep on the couch during a family party. I hope you can hear the laughter from the next room.”

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post 1704858631 08-10-2024, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted By BWChaver⏩
How long would it take to burn 6 million bodies?
So a proper burn takes about 1.5 hour at 900 degrees Celsius. This includes scraping the remains out. You do the maths
“I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child after falling asleep on the couch during a family party. I hope you can hear the laughter from the next room.”

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post 1704858701 08-10-2024, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Were there any HBBs that you cremated? What was the most mangled body that you saw?
We had a few bodies from car crashes... in the coffin to be cremated was just an arm... or a leg.... thats it... because the rest was gone. We never really saw it, but we know what is inside as we have to ask. There are rules like no batteries aloud etc, no glass etc. It fuks the cremation process and breaks it
“I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child after falling asleep on the couch during a family party. I hope you can hear the laughter from the next room.”

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post 1704858731 08-10-2024, 11:56 PM
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-Makes an AMA

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post 1704858761 08-10-2024, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By BigNik78⏩
Why don't you run it anymore?
Wasnt for me. You wouldnt believe that these places are super violent and full of emotional people at services. Called the cops way too many time. Not my thing...
“I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child after falling asleep on the couch during a family party. I hope you can hear the laughter from the next room.”

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