08-10-2024, 06:45 PM
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I use to run a cemetery/crematoria ask me anything (srs)
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08-10-2024, 06:47 PM
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You ever see the movie Contracted?
08-10-2024, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By 24HrParking⏩
What exactly were your daily responsibilities?
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08-10-2024, 06:48 PM
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Tell us some creepy/paranormal occurrences you've seen
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08-10-2024, 06:51 PM
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Did you ever bang one of the stiffs? (no necro)
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08-10-2024, 06:52 PM
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How long would it take to burn 6 million bodies?
08-10-2024, 07:02 PM
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How many days after death did you and your colleagues stop ****ing them?
08-10-2024, 07:03 PM
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Were there any HBBs that you cremated? What was the most mangled body that you saw?
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08-10-2024, 07:05 PM
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Why don't you run it anymore?
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08-10-2024, 07:11 PM
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Loving OP's answers!
08-10-2024, 07:15 PM
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Thoughts on how long it would take to cremate 6 million bodies
We seem to be experimenting some technological differences.
08-10-2024, 07:24 PM
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I watched the first season of six feet under and stopped watching because of how depressing that occupation seems. Are you glad you got out of the business?
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08-10-2024, 07:27 PM
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Negged because you haven't answered any questions. Hopefully the reason you haven't answered is because you've fallen into one of the ovens
08-10-2024, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
This ^^^ wut the fukk OP
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08-10-2024, 07:56 PM
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Do ashes ever get mixed up and people get some random urn of dust?
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08-10-2024, 08:00 PM
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OP, did you know there is a point during cremation where the meat is perfectly cooked?
Back off, Warchild.
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08-10-2024, 08:07 PM
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How many bodies could you burn in a 3 year time span with 4 ovens?
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08-10-2024, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted By BAPIST112⏩
aware
How many bodies could you burn in a 3 year time span with 4 ovens?
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08-10-2024, 08:13 PM
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if you were trained by pai mei, could you punch your way out of a casket to freedom like a smack ass bish ?
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08-10-2024, 08:45 PM
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Sick thread.
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08-10-2024, 08:50 PM
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does dead tiddys fell like alive tiddys
08-10-2024, 08:53 PM
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How often do you think cemeteries are used to hide bodies?
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08-10-2024, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By NKWulf⏩
No sorry i havent!
You ever see the movie Contracted?
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08-10-2024, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
Looking after 45 staff including the sales team, crematoria team, outdoor team (burials) and admin team. Budgeting etc. you name it. We would have 8-12 services per day, so very busy…
What exactly were your daily responsibilities?
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08-10-2024, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
I was there for about a year, i saw nothing onsite but i had stuff follow me home unfortunately. Mostly whispers in my ear, lights turned on, TV turned on in the middle of the night etc. Staff who had been there longer would see all sorts of stuff. Taps on the shoulder, actual people walking around the church at night (caught on CCTV) but the doors were locked, alarms on etc. We had a kids section and people would say at 1-2am people have seen kids running around playing around that time. People have heard knocking from the wall crypts as well late at night. List goes on
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08-10-2024, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted By BWChaver⏩
So a proper burn takes about 1.5 hour at 900 degrees Celsius. This includes scraping the remains out. You do the maths
How long would it take to burn 6 million bodies?
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08-10-2024, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
We had a few bodies from car crashes… in the coffin to be cremated was just an arm… or a leg…. thats it… because the rest was gone. We never really saw it, but we know what is inside as we have to ask. There are rules like no batteries aloud etc, no glass etc. It fuks the cremation process and breaks it
Were there any HBBs that you cremated? What was the most mangled body that you saw?
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08-10-2024, 10:56 PM
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08-10-2024, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted By BigNik78⏩
Wasnt for me. You wouldnt believe that these places are super violent and full of emotional people at services. Called the cops way too many time. Not my thing…
Why don't you run it anymore?
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