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08-12-2024, 05:26 AM
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So I’m at the gym

Doing deadlifts
Some Fk’n kid runs around the gym
Runs into my leg as I’m trying to lock it out
I drop the bar loudly onto the ground
I tell the kid to get the fk away from me
His mother shows up, mad af
Tells me to not left when there’s kids around
I tell her to keep her azzhole kid away from me

Next time I goto the gym
Kid is there again, bothering me while I’m doing chest
I slam the weights loudly when he gets close and scare him
Kid cries, runs to his mom, says I’m mean and scary
Mom flips out, starts screaming about what a meathead I am
I yell back, eventually she storms off crying, taking 2 kids with her
She moves out, never see her or the little chits again

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08-12-2024, 05:33 AM
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This happened.
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08-12-2024, 05:33 AM
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I’ll take “things that never happened” for 400 Alex
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08-12-2024, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29
This happened.
this

Imagine hating on alts when main users make BS stories up


lol at “meathead” accussation, you’re a fukin pussy twink
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08-12-2024, 05:41 AM
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Aware
neglect lifting acquire tendons
uses hook grip to jerk off crew
would cuck Rippetoe (respectfully)
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08-12-2024, 05:50 AM
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I halfway believe this story.

At unstaffed, 24 hours gyms like Anytime Fitness, trailer trash will bring their kids in and let them run around and play all over the machines while they "lift"


Edit: You cheeky bastard
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08-12-2024, 06:52 AM
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no kids under 18 allowed
There is an unspoken thing, we are iron brothers and sisters, we are to support each other and…It is our duty to support our brothers and sisters in the iron game!
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08-12-2024, 07:08 AM
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Seems like no one read the last line of the story
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08-12-2024, 07:34 AM
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Damn OP dating and shacking up with a single mom

Tough break dude but at least it's over now
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08-12-2024, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
Seems like no one read the last line of the story
lol @ thinking these carnival geeks have an attention span long enough to read all of it before having autistic seizures.
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08-12-2024, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By TheParish


Edit: You cheeky bastard
This guy got it.
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08-12-2024, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell
Doing deadlifts
Some Fk’n kid runs around the gym
Runs into my leg as I’m trying to lock it out
I drop the bar loudly onto the ground
I tell the kid to get the fk away from me
His mother shows up, mad af
Tells me to not left when there’s kids around
I tell her to keep her azzhole kid away from me

Next time I goto the gym
Kid is there again, bothering me while I’m doing chest
I slam the weights loudly when he gets close and scare him
Kid cries, runs to his mom, says I’m mean and scary
Mom flips out, starts screaming about what a meathead I am
I yell back, eventually she storms off crying, taking 2 kids with her
She moves out, never see her or the little chits again

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Adults are totally entitled to private time and private kid free spaces. Honestly this is exactly why I don't deal with kids or people who have them. I'm way too toxic for brats.
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08-12-2024, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
Adults are totally entitled to private time and private kid free spaces. Honestly this is exactly why I don't deal with kids or people who have them. I'm way too toxic for brats.
Yeah the "I don't want kids anywayyyyyyy" line. Classic
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08-12-2024, 03:39 PM
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