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08-12-2024, 01:33 PM
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Things I’ve noticed since becoming a fully qualified manual driver in the UK
Since getting the mogger pink manual license and becoming a VW owner with my 1.2 litre Polo here things I’ve noticed driving on my own.
The saying ‘once you pass your test is when you really start learning how to drive’ is absolutely true.
I thought I was the dogs bollocks once I passed but in reality I was still a terrible driver, stalled few times on my first drive, hesitated massively at junctions/roundabouts and completely forget all my manoeuvres.
2 days later hit a sign post at petrol station while pulling in to get some gas (my only minor accident) there was no damage to my car though, not even a scratch srs.
Garage tried to charge me £1600/$2k for damages but told them to fook off insurance paid it off and I didn’t have to pay a penny, premiums won’t rise by much next year.
Anyway I’ve been out in some extremely tough and difficult situations on the road which the test can’t prepare you for but handled them safely, you have to constantly anticipate what other drivers are doing.
Even now I still park far away from everyone and walk, under no circumstances will you catch me in a busy car park as I get paranoid about being hit.
Also I feel like a mogger when driving to familiar places and will blast out music to feel good.
However if I drive somewhere I’ve never been I get mega anxious beforehand and view the routes on live maps but once in the car I’m fine.
I’m always safe and competent on main roads and follow the speed limit, not been in an actual accident apart from that minor incident above.
People get angry at you for following the speed limit and try overtake probs got 12 points on licence lol.
BMW and Nissan Juke drivers cause havoc on UK roads constantly trying to cut me up or squeeze threw tight gaps bunch of dickheads.
Pic of my 1.2 litre VW polo brought outright with cash and annual insurance outright. It has 80k miles and is 12 years old but looks fresh and runs sweet.
Love my car brahs
The saying ‘once you pass your test is when you really start learning how to drive’ is absolutely true.
I thought I was the dogs bollocks once I passed but in reality I was still a terrible driver, stalled few times on my first drive, hesitated massively at junctions/roundabouts and completely forget all my manoeuvres.
2 days later hit a sign post at petrol station while pulling in to get some gas (my only minor accident) there was no damage to my car though, not even a scratch srs.
Garage tried to charge me £1600/$2k for damages but told them to fook off insurance paid it off and I didn’t have to pay a penny, premiums won’t rise by much next year.
Anyway I’ve been out in some extremely tough and difficult situations on the road which the test can’t prepare you for but handled them safely, you have to constantly anticipate what other drivers are doing.
Even now I still park far away from everyone and walk, under no circumstances will you catch me in a busy car park as I get paranoid about being hit.
Also I feel like a mogger when driving to familiar places and will blast out music to feel good.
However if I drive somewhere I’ve never been I get mega anxious beforehand and view the routes on live maps but once in the car I’m fine.
I’m always safe and competent on main roads and follow the speed limit, not been in an actual accident apart from that minor incident above.
People get angry at you for following the speed limit and try overtake probs got 12 points on licence lol.
BMW and Nissan Juke drivers cause havoc on UK roads constantly trying to cut me up or squeeze threw tight gaps bunch of dickheads.
Pic of my 1.2 litre VW polo brought outright with cash and annual insurance outright. It has 80k miles and is 12 years old but looks fresh and runs sweet.
Love my car brahs
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08-12-2024, 01:34 PM
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08-12-2024, 01:35 PM
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didnt read, just came in for pics of sloots,
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08-12-2024, 01:40 PM
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I can tell from that wall of text that you are an absolutely dogchit driver.
There is but one path….we kill them all.
08-12-2024, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
not only that, his comprehension is just as bad if not worse
I can tell from that wall of text that you are an absolutely dogchit driver.
Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
The saying ‘once you pass your test is when you really start learning how to drive’ couldn’t be further from the truth .
>couldn't be further from the truth
The saying ‘once you pass your test is when you really start learning how to drive’ couldn’t be further from the truth .
>goes on to detail several situations he learned how to drive in that the test couldn't and didn't prepare him for
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08-12-2024, 01:48 PM
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Mr.Steal Your Wife. I'm blessed my wife isn't in the UK.
08-12-2024, 01:50 PM
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Vascularmanlet OP, how big is penor in american inches?
08-12-2024, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
How big is your penor?
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08-12-2024, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Nah I mog hard on the roads srs, I’m chit at parking though which is why I always park far away from everyone.
I can tell from that wall of text that you are an absolutely dogchit driver.
I’m a massive niche when it comes to driving tbh.
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08-12-2024, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Nah I mog hard on the roads srs, I’m chit at parking though which is why I always park far away from everyone.
Can you make another vocaroo so I can fap to your voice?
08-12-2024, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
Driving with an instructor/examiner is completely different to driving alone independently lol.
not only that, his comprehension is just as bad if not worse
>couldn't be further from the truth
>goes on to detail several situations he learned how to drive in that the test couldn't and didn't prepare him for
>couldn't be further from the truth
>goes on to detail several situations he learned how to drive in that the test couldn't and didn't prepare him for
That’s the point I was making, once your out on your own you don’t have someone holding your hand.
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08-12-2024, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Driving with an instructor/examiner is completely different to driving alone independently lol.
That’s the point I was making, once your out on your own you don’t have someone holding your hand.
That’s the point I was making, once your out on your own you don’t have someone holding your hand.
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08-12-2024, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
which would further prove the point made by the statement ‘once you pass your test is when you really start learning how to drive’, not make it further from the truth lol
Driving with an instructor/examiner is completely different to driving alone independently lol.
That’s the point I was making, once your out on your own you don’t have someone holding your hand.
That’s the point I was making, once your out on your own you don’t have someone holding your hand.
I don't disagree that it's entirely different, maybe you just made a typo. just pointing it out
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08-12-2024, 02:01 PM
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Wait until you start driving a man sized car op.
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08-12-2024, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
which would further prove the point made by the statement ‘once you pass your test is when you really start learning how to drive’, not make it further from the truth lol
I don't disagree that it's entirely different, maybe you just made a typo. just pointing it out
I don't disagree that it's entirely different, maybe you just made a typo. just pointing it out
Or maybe he's just british and they speak british english
08-12-2024, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Khumatmibro⏩
Most men drive hatchbacks in the Northern England srs, it’s the Karen mums that mostly drive SUV’s and Ranger Rovers.
Wait until you start driving a man sized car op.
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08-12-2024, 02:28 PM
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Dude learned how to drive and made it his entire identity.
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08-12-2024, 02:29 PM
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The misc was a better place without Ibby. Go back to looksmax bruh.
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08-12-2024, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Men that wear booty shorts like you?
Most men drive hatchbacks in the Northern England
srs, it’s the Karen mums that mostly drive SUV’s and Ranger Rovers.
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08-12-2024, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Is that a cultural phenomenon or just due to the north of England being poverty stricken?
Most men drive hatchbacks in the Northern England srs, it’s the Karen mums that mostly drive SUV’s and Ranger Rovers.
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08-12-2024, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
I have a hatchback, but it's 16ft long. That's 4.8 meters.
Most men drive hatchbacks in the Northern England srs, it’s the Karen mums that mostly drive SUV’s and Ranger Rovers.
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08-12-2024, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
I don’t even drive that much lol, mostly just use my car for gym, shopping, going to barbers etc and picking up free shags.
Dude learned how to drive and made it his entire identity.
I don’t even drive to work as it’s pointless because the parking logistics are terrible in the city centre and heavily pedestrianised so it’s actually quicker to walk.
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08-12-2024, 02:46 PM
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I haven’t driven in years, such is life being a citycel taking the underground err’day. Miss that chit sometimes
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08-12-2024, 02:53 PM
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so much to unpack in this thread.
Ibby has turned something as trivial as driving into something extraordinary and rare.
Ibby is 30 and owning a 12 year old Polo appears to give him a deep sense of accomplishment.
Ibby you need to realign your entire outlook on life. even for up north, you have the entitlement of a gypsy
Ibby has turned something as trivial as driving into something extraordinary and rare.
Ibby is 30 and owning a 12 year old Polo appears to give him a deep sense of accomplishment.
Ibby you need to realign your entire outlook on life. even for up north, you have the entitlement of a gypsy
I appreciate well thought out subtle trolling.
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08-12-2024, 02:56 PM
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Take a trip to the US and we'll let you try out driving in LA, Atlanta, Houston, Boston
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08-12-2024, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By JT11RTR⏩
Calm down bruh, he hit a pole IN A GAS STATION. He's not qualified to drive on the 405
Take a trip to the US and we'll let you try out driving in LA, Atlanta, Houston, Boston
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08-12-2024, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By iTunesBrah⏩
In the UK driving as a young man is a while having your own place is huge status boost, especially with how hard it is to get a license these days.
so much to unpack in this thread.
Ibby has turned something as trivial as driving into something extraordinary and rare.
Ibby is 30 and owning a 12 year old Polo appears to give him a deep sense of accomplishment.
Ibby you need to realign your entire outlook on life. even for up north, you have the entitlement of a gypsy
Ibby has turned something as trivial as driving into something extraordinary and rare.
Ibby is 30 and owning a 12 year old Polo appears to give him a deep sense of accomplishment.
Ibby you need to realign your entire outlook on life. even for up north, you have the entitlement of a gypsy
Even girls I speak to on hinge or IRL have asked if I drive.
it is a life affirming telling them I do and pulling out the pink license when a bouncer asks for my ID on a night out.
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08-12-2024, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By 300Lane1⏩
Cope you Murican brahs couldn’t handle driving on the M62 motorway.
Calm down bruh, he hit a pole IN A GAS STATION. He's not qualified to drive on the 405
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08-12-2024, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Cope you Murican brahs couldn’t handle driving on the M62 motorway.
bruh I live on a street busier than this, most of our city roadways are as many lanes if not more. Our freeways dwarf yours both in size and traffic.
don't try to flex on this. this is the 405 that will have traffic speeds ranging from 5mph to 80mph depending on the time of day.
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08-12-2024, 03:38 PM
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Yeah it doesnt take long. Having an instructor watch you closely in the car throws you off.
Once I got outta there , never had a problem.
Once I got outta there , never had a problem.
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