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08-12-2024, 09:30 PM
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i think i am in love with ZyraThornrise

the 5th element is one of my favorite movies and those pics she posted sent a electromagnetic pulse down my spine

i keep imagining her saying multipass in the same way as milla jovovich who was my first celebrity crush and i am bruce willis except with hair trying to get her through security (but i would shave my head for u bb)

she was going to send me a video of her doing a sudoku puzzle but ghosted me

how can i get over her srs
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08-12-2024, 09:33 PM
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Imagine that underneath all that makeup and revealing outfits, there's actually a saggy and wrinkly post-wall whore.
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08-12-2024, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By OldDirtyBulk
Imagine that underneath all that makeup and revealing outfits, there's actually a saggy and wrinkly post-wall whore.
hey dude she's disabled aka handicapped go easy on her
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08-12-2024, 09:37 PM
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I already claimed her years ago.

**** right off.
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08-12-2024, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian
I already claimed her years ago.

**** right off.
are you willing to cook and clean for her, take her on romantic walks to private gardens, massage her feet every night until she falls alseep?
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08-12-2024, 09:51 PM
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I’d probably pay for her to dress like pikachu and punch a miscer in the face, with his consent of course.
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08-12-2024, 09:58 PM
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Quit simping bro
I'm 33 not 51

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08-12-2024, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician
the 5th element is one of my favorite movies and those pics she posted sent a electromagnetic pulse down my spine
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt since I love The 5th Element…

but where are the pics brah?????
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08-12-2024, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted By OldDirtyBulk
Imagine that underneath all that makeup and revealing outfits, there's actually a saggy and wrinkly post-wall whore.
You dont have to.
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08-12-2024, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician
how can i get over her srs
Bruh


Originally Posted By MiscMathematician
are you willing to cook and clean for her, take her on romantic walks to private gardens, massage her feet every night until she falls alseep?
Her pussy just dried up srs


Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2
Quit simping bro
This
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08-13-2024, 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Mulloway69
Bruh




Her pussy just dried up srs




This
All of this. She also admitted that because of her narcolepsy condition that it's easier for her to get with guys who are into banging passed out chicks. So imagine her bringing dudes into her house when her kids are sleeping to let a fuggin creep into her bedroom who would otherwise r00fie a chick.
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08-13-2024, 03:03 AM
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No pics 👎
By any means necessary!

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