In Darwin for a few days on business without my girlfriend - because I believe you should only cheat on your woman, never diet or training, I've hit the apps up - put in that you're after short term fun or non commitment fuking - every fuking sloot is searching for a long term relationship lmao

On dating apps

inb4 try the gay ones - I'm not a homo

Also

Does the Bodhster still live here? I'm willing to find the snivelling kunt and beat the chit out of him on camera instead of trawling for poosy on apps - at the moment hookers are the only option unless I go to a bar then just say hi JFC

Looks are everything on apps OP. Sounds like you don't have the face for them. Not all of us are handsome

bodhy is busy travelling japan and engrossing himself in the culture ( i.e layover at the airport looking out the window at the runway)